If you had genie like powers, what would you use them for?

[terrya]

As in "I Dream of Jeannie" powers.

Be specific, please. :-)

[demnan]

1. First

I'd get my brother a job and envelope him in enough magic to keep it.

[Javaman]

2. I'd give george bush a wedgie..

[arwalden]

3. Locking... NO SEX THREADS!!

[skygazer]

4. I would turn my ex husband into a mouse

and place him in a cage with a boa constrictor. One that wasn't hungry yet but was sure to be eventually. :evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

5. To make everyone think * is a bad president

why they don't already is beyond my comprehension.

[jeff30997]

6. I would ...

Make the Neo-Clowns disappear.

[bif]

7. I'd have George get caught getting head from an intern.

n/t

[demnan]

8. You win!

[arwalden]

14. A Male Intern.

[underpants]

9. I'd grant myself a thousand wishes to come true

*BING*

[ThomCat]

10. Increase the part of everyone's brain that

deals with extended social networks.

The more people tend to think about others the better off we'd be. Hell, it might even cure a few republicans of their nasty affliction.

[RollergirlVT]

11. I'd turn b*sh into...

a fly. Then I'd swat it!

[mrboba1]

12. I would be able to pick my own screenname...

:shrug:

[pagerbear]

13. Make ScreamingLordByron take his old screen name back

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Make everything perfect for the people I love.

What, you were expecting auto-fellatio?

[zbdent]

16. I'd make sure that I wouldn't get stuck inside that damn bottle

again!