Apparently, Lindsay Lohan wants Britney Spears' dying music career.

[Paragon]

Another teen queen song grumbling about fame and fortune.
It's like, so hard, being rich and famous. Totally.
Oh - and Wilder Valderrama is the new Scott Baio.

Lindsay Lohan - "Rumors" (RealAudio)

[FunBobbyMucha]

1. These girls are all gonna look very hard in a few years...

Lindsay's tans so much she'll have leather skin by the time she's 30, Britney is gonna crash hard in her mid-20's and come back as a hawker of fitness equipment by 35, and Xtina will find Jesus.

[TheDebbieDee]

2. Speaking of divas, whatever happened to.....................

Mariah Carey? Did she go back to Fantasy Island? ;^)

[physioex]

3. Mariah Carey...

Yes her career is over. But atleast she had a voice and wrote her songs. Unlike Brittney and Xtina....

[xcmt]

4. The end of Mariah's career.

Towards the latter years, she abandoned her Pop roots to go cameo Hip Hop, appearing with Puffy and Wyclef and assorted artists. She'd normally just, at least in the videos, prance around in a tight dress or string bikini and heels and offer some occasional vocals.

Of course, she wasn't quite a spring chicken at the time. By now, her age has caught up with her, and the Hop Hop music scene has passed her by. I'm not sure a return to Pop is in the cards...I think she alienated a lot of her fans when she made the transition from good-girl pop singer to slutty hip-hop backup eye candy.

[skygazer]

5. Ah yes

Britney, proving that you can go from Mouseketeer to pop princess to tabloid trash in a breathtakingly short time.

She and her charming paramour are gracing the cover of People this week. :puke: