My Dilema!

[ThomCat]

Oh, the agony of indecision!

I have recently been knighted by our own great Screaming Lord Bob. He, in his lordly wisdom, wants all of his knights to help quell the peasants, like that well known rabble-rouser Matcom.

But... But Matcom is well known for walking around without pants on, with his ass out there for all to see. Isn't that the sort of behavior we should encourage?

I'm deeply conflicted. What should I do?

[Wat_Tyler]

1. Anyone need a peasant rebellion started?

I have some experience, if I do say so myself.

[redqueen]

2. Your rebellion starting experience is legendary.

[Wat_Tyler]

4. I did rather well in the Lounge.

That was some rebellion.

[underpants]

5. Are we meeting in the parking lot again?

[ThomCat]

9. My eyes!

Oh dear God, My eyes!

[underpants]

3. One word: Mercenary

[Screaming Lord Bob]

6. Did you not think that I would see this?

Did you think I would skip over it?

Ooooohhhhhhh, Sir ThomCat, I have no problem with people walking around with their ass hanging out, in fact it is encouraged.
My beef with matcom goes much deeper than that.
It started when... uh... hm... how did it start?

:shrug:

[underpants]

7. I don't remember either but I know it is deep

Veeeeeeeeeery deep

[ThomCat]

8. A thousand apologies, My Lord.

I am merely trying to... um...

Actually I'm not quite sure what I'm trying to do. But it apparently involves ugly men with farm implements. Perhaps I was wrong and we should encourage them to keep their pants on.