I say unto you..........................CAPTION
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:26 PM
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I say unto you..........................CAPTION
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:27 PM
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1. And I'd love to go out for a beer with you...
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:29 PM
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2. And let me tell YOU if I were President we wouldn't be in this situation
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:29 PM
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3. Can somebody in the audience...
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:31 PM
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4. "Nobody....ever won a war....by dying for his country....
Edited on Mon Sep-27-04 02:35 PM by Richardo
...he won it by making some other poor dumb bastard fight in his place."
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:34 PM
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9. Excellent (you too George W. Bush) PATTON!
That is exactly what that reminded me of........I don't think that was any accident.
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:31 PM
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5. "Owwww. Daddy, look what
the Doc did to my finger!!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:31 PM
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6. Row row row your boat.....
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:32 PM
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7. "No sad, sorry sonovabitch ever won a war by diein' fer his country...
Edited on Mon Sep-27-04 02:34 PM by George W Bush
...wars are won by stayin' home so's some other sad, sorry sonovabitch dies fer his country in yer place!" EDIT: Didn't see someone beat me to this.
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:34 PM
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8. Not only are you a nose picker, Mr President, you're also a plagiarist!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:37 PM
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14. I have never had the plague, Sir...
...boils, sores, lesions and all yer other Librul so-called "evidence" to the contrary.
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:35 PM
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10. ONE TERM! ONE TERM! ONE TERM!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:35 PM
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11. ONE MORE MONTH! ONE MORE MONTH! ONE MORE MONTH!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:35 PM
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12. "The terrorists are OH MY GOD FLYING RIGHT AT ME!"
George W. Bush should not have taken the 'shrooms before the debate.
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:36 PM
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13. And!...uh one more thing.........uh .............(teleprompter is down)
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:38 PM
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15. I didn't pay a lot for this muffler!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:40 PM
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16. So I asked my father.....the higher power............
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:44 PM
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17. "I'm a serial nose picker. Stop me before I pick again."
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:46 PM
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18. "You can pick your nose. You can pick your... Uh, friends... "
"We won't get fooled again."
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:50 PM
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19. "To those of y'all who claim...
...there's no genuwine affection 'tween me and Laura--as we say in Texas, 'COME ON DOWN AN' SMELL MAH FINGER!!!'"
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Mon Sep-27-04 04:00 PM
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20. Hey, Karl! Turn up the volume on my earpiece!
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Mon Sep-27-04 04:02 PM
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21. hummmannna, hummmmana I have 1000 wholl make it 2...
1000, I hear 1500, yes, 1500.... 1500 going once. 1500 going twice. 1500 any more? US Government sold for 1500 to the man in the front row.
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