Have You Ever Had An STD?

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Poll question: Have You Ever Had An STD?

I baaaaaaaaaaaarely escaped getting one once

What about you? :)

[Maddy McCall]

1. How did you know you escaped crabs and not catch crabs?

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4. This guy i had met for 'relations' a couple weeks prior...

called me up to tell me he had crabs and I probably had them too.

but to this day, i have noooooooooo f'n idea how I managed not to get them! :shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

5. My ex-husband's father was in the Navy...

back in the 1950s. He said they were VERY contagious on the ship.

Consider yourself lucky! :-)

[JohnKleeb]

6. so there was more than just seamen on the ship

:D

[Maddy McCall]

8. LOL!

:-)

[JohnKleeb]

13. thats actually one of my worse jokes

:hi: we were in your namesakes kitchen at the history museum on saturday, it was great fun. You know, though I love the ocean, the Navy would be the last branch I'd enlist in, :shrug: now if I were the only guy and a bunch of nice girls, than I'd reconsider but all those men, :scared:

[Placebo]

14. You might see a *gasp*...SPEEDO...

while on board! :scared:

[JohnKleeb]

15. oh lordy

:shrug: you see why hetero guys consider going undercover as girls. :D kidding.

[sffreeways]

27. crabs

are not an std. You can get crabs from sheets. I've gotten crabs no sex involved.

They are horrible incidentally. Ewww. Man that's gross.

My brother (he doesn't post here so he'll never see this) has gotten them from sexual activity and they were so bad the eye doctor found them on his eye lashes. Blech !!! Nasty things !!

[wtmusic]

2. I baaaaaaaaaaarely escaped having sex

*very* frightening...:crazy:

[JohnKleeb]

3. Of course not

I am too cool ;). Ok I admit it, I am painfully shy around girls, but eh its getting better.

[Spiffarino]

7. Ha! You voted for herpes

...before you voted against it! Flublopper...Fibrillator...Flabfinger!

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10. "I actually DID vote for herpes...

BEFORE I voted against it!"

WRONG ON DEFENSE.

[Dookus]

9. oddly enough

no, I have never had an STD. I had crabs twice, but that's not an STD - it's just icky.

I've had sex with many hundreds of people. But I did so safely. Never syphilis, never gonhorrea, never chlamydia, never herpes, never HIV.

You CAN have a great, active sex life without disease.

[Placebo]

11. Aww, Dookus...

you're such a safe boy. :loveya:

[TexasBushwhacker]

12. Hundreds? WOW

I haven't met hundreds of men I want to have dinner with ....

[Dookus]

16. hell

I couldn't afford dinner for all the men I've had sex with. :evilgrin:

[rwenos]

17. "Many Hundreds" ???

"Many Hundreds" -- easy to say. And haven't we all, in our MINDS???

[Dookus]

18. I suppose some have

but I've been very sexually active for almost 30 years. Gay men have as much sex as straight men WISH they had.

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19. Yea seriously...

I lost my virginity at 13 and have been going strong ever since.

[Dookus]

20. exactly

I started at 13, too. I'm now 43. There's a whole lotta fun coming your way.

Just ALWAYS require a condom before getting fucked.

[rwenos]

21. That's Kewl, but

I've got a 12 year old who calls me Daddy and tells me she loves me (when she isn't saying she hates me, that is).

I figured you were probably gay, 'cause NO straight guy gets that lucky that often -- for one thing, it would require being independently wealthy. The ladies usually require dinner, a movie, a trip, etc.

[Maddy McCall]

22. Aaargh!

[Dookus]

23. sorry

you're a dick.

My sexual successes had nothing to do with personal wealth.

[ze_dscherman]

24. Life is a sexually transmitted disease

... which always ends fatal.

[VOX]

25. Was "gifted" with chlamydia while in college, and it was tough to...

get rid of that particular beastie. I would take antibiotics, but it would smoulder for months and come back with a vengeance.

I was finally given massive doses of Vibramycin, and that stomped it out for good.

Can't recommend STDs to anyone. (Hmmm, on second thought... :evilgrin:)

[sffreeways]

26. No. Thankfully no

I really love your avatar. I just had to mention that.