Somebody PLEASE Caption This

[Surf Cowboy]

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Despite the fact that under the Bush administration her mom no longer can afford her anti-psychotic medication, young "Jenna" Warper sports a fancy new 'do!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. New Requirements Under "No Child Left Behind" Revealed Today

[dave123williams]

2. Karen Hughes, aged 7.

[WMliberal]

3. super saiyan girls for W

n/t

[dave123williams]

4. My parents....I want...to...kill....them....

[regularguy]

5. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad election season!

[underpants]

6. It's a Wild Wild Wild World

:bounce:

[pdx_prog]

7. Young Eunice Johnson's

Mother, Erna Lue Johnson, had mistakingly given her daughter Viagra instead of her daily multi-vitamin. Say's young Eunice, "it wasn't all that bad, the kids at school poked a little fun at me, but I got over it. My teacher warned me to stay away from the ceiling fans though."

Bob Dole's office was contacted, but they declined to comment.

[BurtWorm]

8. "My parents became Republicans, and all I got was this lousy hairstyle."

[BurtWorm]

11. "Goddamn it, Ashley--**smile** when you're wearing the Lord's name!"

[nutsnberries]

9. WRONG !!!

.... just wrong ..... }(

[NanBo]

10. Act Now!

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