I'm Sh*tfaced Drunk And I Haven't Fallen ONCE!

[matcom]

you people are CLUMSY!

[matcom]

1. NOT ONCE!

:D

[ismnotwasm]

2. That's the spirit

Perfect waste of time fall off or down ANYTHING sober. Except the wagon maybe...

[underpants]

3. Pregnant women beats man to death with fetus-mentioned going to church

Something like that

[matcom]

5. no, no, no, no - THAT'S

Pregnant women beats man to death with fetus-munching going to church

[Dookus]

4. you can't fall

when you're already hugging the floor, Matcom. Get up, ya lush.

[matcom]

7. can't

too :scared:

[Screaming Lord Bob]

6. fucking show-off!

:grr:

[matcom]

8. you must bow before me

before you call me a "fucking show-off"

[bif]

9. When you're down on one knee being knighted

It's pretty hard to fall down.

[matcom]

10. oh, i've done it

trust me :7

[StlMo]

11. How do you know?

Would you feel the pain at this point?
:toast:

[jus_the_facts]

12. Then bring yer drunk ass over here.....

......I'll make your knees buckle!! :evilgrin:

[matcom]

13. your just gonna tip me over!

x(

[ProfessorGAC]

14. LOL!!!!!

Very, very good!

A great corollary thread.
The Professor

[Skittles]

15. I WILL ASSIST BY KICKING YOUR DRUNKEN ASS

YES INDEED