I just choked on a pretzel, fell down.Please submit questions in writing

[underpants]

[Pirate Smile]

1. Can we be undecided and submit questions or is that a no-no?

[underpants]

2. Uh....(ignoring the question) ............Jim Angle

:grr:

[Pirate Smile]

3. Jim Angle - "Mr President, do believe the world is a better place since

Saddam Hussein is no longer in power in Iraq?"

[underpants]

4. Yes Jim (turns page of answer book) Yes I do

:bounce:

[Pirate Smile]

5. "and your opponent, Mr President, he still wishes the rape rooms

were still open, is that right?"

[underpants]

6. Rape rooms? Well jim I wasn't going to mention the rape rooms..

during this 8 PM Eastern press conference but yes he does still wish that the rape rooms for opening and the rapings where continuing in the rape rooms.

[Sub Atomic]

7. mister resident,

was it a Mr. Salty or a Snyder's pretzel?

Followup if I may:

I know you abhor frivolous lawsuits, but since this incident has left you injured, do you see yourself filing suit against the manufacturer of these pretzels and also the establishment in which you bought them and also the automobile company who made the vehicle in which you drove to said establishment to purchase said pretzels?

[underpants]

8. Me? (laughs to friendly reporter-turns page) I don't sue people okay?

http://www.kraftlaw.com/Articles/Hypocrites.htm

However, when it comes to solving problems involving his own family, Bush heads straight to court. In 1999, Bush sued Enterprise Rent-A-Car over a minor fender-bender involving one of his daughters in which no one was hurt. Although his insurance would have covered the repair costs making a lawsuit unnecessary, Bush sought additional money from Enterprise, which had rented a car to someone with a suspended license. In this case, Bush seemed to understand one of the most important functions of civil lawsuits — to deter further wrongdoing. The case settled for $2,000 to $2,500. <2>