Paris burns in new sex tape

[Champ]

PARIS Hilton, porn again! Everyone's favorite heir-head is embroiled in yet another new sex tape scandal.

This time, London's News of the World claims to have obtained a tape showing the high-stepping Hiltie getting naughty with ex-boyfriends Nick Carter and Jason Shaw. Hilton is said to be shown "writhing in the back of a car as she is groped intimately" by former Backstreet Boy Carter. In another scene, Paris answers the the door buck naked — wearing only a "pore strip" across her nose — for Tommy Hilfiger model Shaw, tattles the tab.

Elsewhere in the video, Hilton reportedly puffs on a joint, chirping, "Paris Hilton, part two: How to roll a joint!"

The 11 minutes of steamy footage obtained by the British paper is believed to have been culled from about 12 hours of video stolen from Hilton's rented Hollywood Hills home last month.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09282004/gossip/pagesix.htm

[Mizmoon]

1. Seems stolen tapes turn up

whenever she needs publicity for a new project.

ho hum ...

[Fenris]

2. What, does she have gonorrhea?

[Squeech]

3. Many long years ago

MAD Magazine ran a satire of the movie Paris is Burning, which they called Paris is Boring.

Never has it been truer.

[PCIntern]

4. I remember that MAD satire!

"IS PARIS BORING? IS PARIS BORING?" Coming out of the receiver at the end...

Also: Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" became "Voyage to See What's on the Bottom"

[edbermac]

5. Who the HELL cares?!?!

Ditto for Britney Spears...

:boring: