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[arwalden]

[Wat_Tyler]

1. What a blanker.

[Wat_Tyler]

2. What a blanker.

[Search Party]

3. *&%$ blankity blank blank

[arwalden]

4. Driver Does Not Carry Cash.

[LincolnMcGrath]

5. No Shoes No Shirt

No Service!

[Squeech]

6. Are you now or have you ever been

a systems programmer on an IBM mainframe?

I was, once upon a time, and I laughed fit to bust a gut the first time I saw that in a manual.

How naive I was. They're in every manual.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Baby On Board

[gollygee]

8. This response intentionally left blank

[pagerbear]

9. And yet, oddly enough.....

...there is printing on it. The printing says:
"This Page Intentionally Left Blank."

[arwalden]

10. Do Not Use On Red, Swollen, Irritated, Or Broken Skin

if rash develops discontinue use and seek medical attention.

[NYC Liberal]

11. Go directly to jail.

Do not pass "Go." Do not collect $200.

[terrya]

12. This space for rent.

For availability, contact Allen at the DU Lounge.

Thank you.

[arwalden]

13. Possible Side Effects Include Vomiting Nausea Dizziness Anal Leakage

headaches, swollen glands, decrease in sexual desire, mood swings, dry mouth, nasal inflammation, sinus congestion, sore throat, cough, lethargy, sudden weight loss, appetite gain, gas, bloating, muscle soreness, drowsiness, anemia, short term memory loss, and hair loss.

(Kinda makes ya wonder how HORRIBLE the thing is that these pills are suppose to be treating!)

-- Allen

[terrya]

14. Ewwwwwwww....I'm throwing away those pills.

All of that other stuff...AND decrease in sexual desire.

No, thanks.

[newsguyatl]

15. bridge ices before road

[arwalden]

16. This Bag Is Not A Toy -- May Cause Suffocation

[newsguyatl]

17. empty contents into saucepan.

stir occasionally while heating.

[newsguyatl]

18. please insert here

[arwalden]

19. Do Not Purchase If Safety Seal Is Missing Or Shows Signs Of Tampering

[newsguyatl]

20. Check the expiration date.

Tear open the airtight wrapping in the middle or at the notch.

[arwalden]

21. If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours consult a doctor immediately.

[newsguyatl]

22. arwalden's avatar + the word erection

:9 :puffpiece: