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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:47 AM
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Anyone have any bald tires full of nails to sell? I'm willing to pay $125
but I could come up a dollar.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:50 AM
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1. I've got 4 brand new I'll sell you for $250
ChaaaaaaaaaCHING!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:53 AM
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2. Let's see $125 + $1 equals...carry the six...subtract the...seven...
Deal!

No wait. Let me call my accountant.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:55 AM
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3. call Arthur Andersen. Or Andrew Fastow. They can make the numbers work
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:59 AM
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4. You realize that Halliburton buys whole new SUV's when they get a flat
So $40,000 - $32...I could have saved YOU THE TAXPAYER $39,968
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 12:07 PM
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5. Okay, you've convinced me.
I'm voting for Bush. :crazy:
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