http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75snixon.phtml< flashback to White House hallway - President Richard Nixon talking to Abe Lincoln's portrait >
< SUPER: "The White House - August 7, 1974" >
President Richard Nixon: < despairing > Well, Abe, you were lucky. They shot you. Come on clot! Move up to my heart! Kill me! Kill me!
< Julie and David Eisenhower enter the room >
David Eisenhower: Ah, Mr. President? Julie and I were thinking maybe you should go upstairs and get some rest. Maybe things will look brighter in the morning.
President Richard Nixon: < wincing at the sight of David > Ugh! He does look like Howdy Doody!
Julie Eisenhower: Daddy, you're not going to resign, are you?
President Richard Nixon: No, no.. a pessimist would resign. I'm an optimist.
Julie Eisenhower: It's the pessimists who want you to resign, isn't it, Daddy?
President Richard Nixon: THat's right, Princess. Remember that army hospital I visited in Vietnam? There was a young enlisted man from Des Moines, Iowa. He had been hit in the eye with a surface-to-air missile. And he only had four pints of blood left in his body, and as youknow, a man normally has eight pints of blood in his body. Now, the pessimists in this country would say that that boy was half-empty, while I like to think he was half-full!