What would be enough of an insult to kick someone's ass?

[MikeG]

Poll question: What would be enough of an insult to kick someone's ass?

[KamaAina]

1. Calling me a repuke

In the words of the immortal Zell Miller: "Suh, I challenge you to a DUEL!"

[Character Assassin]

18. Repuke!

[LDS Jock]

2. Religion is my hot button

Its the closest thing that would fire me up enough to fight.

[camero]

3. Threaten mother, wife, or girlfriend with bodily harm.

That draws my ire. Includes brothers and sister too.

[Skittles]

4. why are you just asking the men, Mike?

Skittles will kick ass for the slightest reason or perhaps no reason at all

[MikeG]

You're right. I'll edit. And please don't kick my ass.

[Misunderestimator]

7. That was gonna be my question as well....

[Skittles]

8. OK I will take you off my list

I've been on vacation so it's quite long now anyway.

[Swede]

5. Insult my family and you'll be picking up your teeth with a broken arm.

I'm pretty thick skinned so political or relegious insults don't bug me.

[slutticus]

6. Well...

...I once shot a man for spilling my beer....but as far as verbal insults go....I'm not sure.

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Depends on who it is

For a freeper, insulting their manhood will make them flip out.
For me, it's calling me a Republican or a freeper.

[GiovanniC]

10. #2 and #6

[bigwillq]

13. Ditto (nt)

[VOX]

11. Anyone who goes after my wife and family, or animals, will have to deal

with my darker side.

I have a high rage threshold, but crossing these will get me there quickly.

[barb162]

12. coming into my house and telling me what to do

instead of acting like a guest.

[Endangered Specie]

14. Insult Science

that gets me mad pretty good.

[Nikia]

15. I haven't kicked anyone's ass for verbal insults

If I was prone to that, I would have been kicked out of school or charged with assult. Sometimes it is difficult though. I get angry with people insulting my husband, including my in laws. I get angry with people insulting my gender. I get angry with people who suggest that people from my home area are a bunch of ignorant rednecks. Really though, I get annoyed by most insults to anything of importance to me but I don't kick anyone's ass.

[DoNotRefill]

16. I had a friend call me a Yankee once.

I didn't beat him up, but arranged some serious humiliation for him in the privacy of his own home. He never did it again, and we're still good friends.

[bigwillq]

20. How are you feeling? (nt)

[DoNotRefill]

21. still kicking....

but the wife keeps pushing me back into the bed so she can get the pillow all the way over my face. Just kidding. ;)

I'm hanging in there. I'm spending a couple hours sitting up, and then 6-10 hours in bed. We're at 27 hours and counting. Almost there...

[bigwillq]

22. I hope everything works out for the best

It's such a sad state that so many are without health insurance.

[Character Assassin]

17. Absolutely none.

[bloodyjack]

19. Nobody insults my mom and walks away with a full row of teeth

Especially on the internet

[fishnfla]

23. Other:Make fun of hurricane victims who live in trailers

Like a DU poster did the night IVAN came ashore and killed a little girl in a trailer in Blountstown FL.She was 8

Some waste of skin jokes about that, I'll kick his ass, MikeG.