Do you teach your kids Satan is real?

[sundog]

Poll question: Do you teach your kids Satan is real?

[getoffmytrain]

1. There is evil within us all. N/T

[PittPoliSci]

2. SATAN!

just check out my avatar, i'm a fake satan worshipper.

[JVS]

3. I pay a man to dress up as satan and scream at them once each year.

Usually during lent. They've bought it every year.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. No

She knows about the concept but I haven't really addressed it. I think she thinks bush is Satan.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. There is no outside satan. It is only within.

But no, none of that "devil boogeyman" who is a corporeal being slogging through the earth trying to kill people and make them hate God bullshit.

Wherever the Jeso-fundies came up with the idea that satan is an actual being who rules over hell and runs around trying to get Jimmy Swaggart to put his dick ALL the way in his prostitutes, I'll never figure out.