You walk into the room

[ET Awful]

With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so hard
But you don't understand
Just what you'll say
When you get home

Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

[Kenneth ken]

1. and Mrs Jones says:

it"s Al Green, and we've got a thing goin' on, so you can just put your pencil back inside your drawers, mister. :D

[sasquatch]

2. If you were in the movies, who would you play?

If you were tried for murder
What could you say?
And if you were out to lunch
What would you eat?
We wanna know the answers
Who do you wanna beat?

Don't show your fear,
Keep it out of sight,
Don't lose your place in here
And you might be all right

Don't say nothing shut your mouth
Out of time work it out
You're living in a cruel world
And you face is out of style
Boogie man, magic word
Walk a crooked mile.