What is the DU take on ChavezSpeakstheTruth's "Simile"?

[Magrittes Pipe]

He is like a skidmark.

[Blue-Jay]

1. Or

A snail-trail on the bedsheets of life.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Whereas all similes are metaphors, not all metaphors are similes.

That, dear Douchebag, is solely a metaphor.

[Blue-Jay]

3. So which is it?

"Rock you like a hurricane"

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Well, there is the implied subject going on, so sure, that's a simile.

If our understanding is that my rocking of you is going to be like a hurricane.

[Blue-Jay]

5. Thanks. I always get those confused.

Music majors are dumb.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. On the plus side, you're not as dumb as a drummer.

[Blue-Jay]

9. If I were as dumb as a drummer,

I'd...um....ROCK ON!

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. SOLO!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. I am not well liked - tis true

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Not wisely, but too well?

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Huh?

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Yes.

What?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. exactly!

:wtf: