Ask me anything; I'll respond with a witty nickname for you!

[Beware the Beast Man]

[Wat_Tyler]

1. How many days are we going to wait before we start it again?

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. 2 days, champ!

[Wat_Tyler]

7. That works.

BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!

[bobbobbins]

2. who's gonna win the debate tonight?

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Kerry, of course, scoop!

[Richardo]

4. How are things in Gloccamora?

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Gloccamorific, chisel-chest.

[Richardo]

14. I have a follow up question: Why 'chisel chest'?

:wtf:

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. It's from the Jerky Boys, tough guy!

[Blue-Jay]

8. Why do the Steelers suck in comparison the the Cowboys?

I have a feeling that my new nickname will not be complimentary. Call it a "hunch".

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. You are absolutely correct there, slapnuts!

[eyesroll]

9. What's a good way to discuss results of personal medical tests

when the doctor's only around during business hours and you have absolutely no privacy at work?

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Ask to use a phone in a private office, sweet cheeks.

[JimmyJazz]

11. what song am I listening to at this very moment? (you said anything) n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. 1812 Overture, Hoss.

[JimmyJazz]

16. Uncanny - absolutely uncanny! n/t

[Worst Username Ever]

17. I really like soup. Do you?

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. Soup is delicious.

I prefer cream of broccoli, skip!

[lil-petunia]

19. Why did the germans bomb Pearl harbor, and

when is it time for sleep?

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. They hated our freedoms;

and I'd say about 15 minutes, Stanley!

[JimmyJazz]

20. are you at work by any chance?

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. Yes I am, kemosabe.

[redqueen]

23. Will I get what I want?

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. Depends on what it is, cupcake!

:evilgrin:

[amber dog democrat]

24. any idea who may custom photo etch a 1/8th scale

AN/SP40 radar antenna ? Its for my scratch built Allen M Sumner class tin can that is a - building in my shop.

( and the envelope please )

also , what might I say to Stanley, the neighbor's high strung dog that barks long thru the day ?

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. Huh? You got me, Poindexter.

[Phillycat]

26. What color are your socks?

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. They're black, amigo.

[Phillycat]

29. Wouldn't I be amiga? And I was promised WIT.

WIT!

[Beware the Beast Man]

30. Sorry...forgot gender.

I'll give you wit once you're done with Sergio...

[Phillycat]

32. Didn't I say I was??

He treats me like a rag doll!

[amber dog democrat]

31. I thought you said t(WIT)

you did, didnt you ?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. What does a yellow light mean?

[Beware the Beast Man]

39. Caution, my man!

[matcom]

34. are you wearing underwear?

or going "oh naturAl today?"

[Beware the Beast Man]

40. I'm covered, yellow-butt boy!

[Kelli372]

35. Is my boyfriend a jerk?

[Beware the Beast Man]

43. All men are jerks, toots.

Myself included!

[mac56]

36. Is it hotter in the country or in the summer?

nm

[Beware the Beast Man]

44. Yes, macdaddy!

[sniffa]

37. does "yeLLow rubber duckie" have webbed feet?

[Beware the Beast Man]

45. I never looked, sport!

[Norbert]

38. What is the speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[lil-petunia]

41. african or european?

[Beware the Beast Man]

46. African swallows are non-migratory, you silly English k-night!

[Darth_Kitten]

42. What's your favourite colour?

:D

[Beware the Beast Man]

48. Green, Sith kitty!

[Darth_Kitten]

49. Good call......

:D

[lil-petunia]

59. red. . . no, BLUE

AAAaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaahhhhhhhh!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

47. Why do fools fall in love?

[Beware the Beast Man]

52. Because they're stupid, homes.

[mac56]

50. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

nm

[Beware the Beast Man]

51. The answer, hotshot, is blowin' in the wind.

[MissMillie]

53. When will I be loved?

Ok, so Linda Ronstadt asked it first, but I'd still like to know.

[Beware the Beast Man]

56. Who loves you, baby?

Tch tch! :thumbsup: ;-) :thumbsup:

[terrya]

54. What DID come first: the chicken or the egg?

[Beware the Beast Man]

57. The rooster, skeeter!

The nickname well is running dry...

[ronnykmarshall]

55. Ya think * will be loaded tonight?

[Beware the Beast Man]

58. Drunk as a skunk, Ronnie Ron!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

60. So, when are you changing your name?

[Beware the Beast Man]

61. Never. I'm Beast Man for the duration, kiddo!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

64. I'm kiddo?

Ok. I'm disappointed. :cry:
Duckie

[Beware the Beast Man]

65. Sorry, I'm running low.

I didn't want to come on too strong by calling you Foxy Mama. :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

67. LOL...

I was hoping for at least a Scooter or something...Need some help? I have a whole list that I call people. lol
Duckie

[gpandas]

62. do you agree with me...

the steelers are better off playing big ben?

[Beware the Beast Man]

63. Can't say I do, chops.

[goodboy]

66. What is the air speed velocity for an un-laden swallow? eom

[Beware the Beast Man]

69. See post #38, Timex.

[goodboy]

71. My post is worded different, reader. nt

[kmla]

68. That watch that I lost in 4th grade - where is it?

Do you know? I would kinda like to find it...

It has a grey wrist band.

[Beware the Beast Man]

70. Ever seen Pulp Fiction, scout?

There you'll find your watch. :)

[kmla]

73. OK - Ewwwwwww!

If you are referring to the part that I think you are, that is.

Or maybe you are saying that Harvey Keitel took it. Hmmmm. Interesting.....

[DelawareValleyDem]

72. Is this thread anything like

Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

[Beware the Beast Man]

76. Those were my favorite books, boss!

[Skittles]

74. Why is "panties" plural???

nt

[Beware the Beast Man]

77. Why is underwear not plural, Socrates?

;)

[kick-ass-bob]

75. What the fuck?

...waiting...

[Beware the Beast Man]

78. Can't answer that one, nom de fickle!