"We don't have any salads today"

[underpants]

"You don't have any SALADS?"

"Nope the guy who was supposed to make them didn't show up today"

"Uh okay"

That is the exact conversation I just had with a local (locally famous) 24 hour diner.

NO SALADS FOR YOU!

[johnnie]

1. What's up w/ that?

Did he have the special salad recipe with him? Did he take home the greens last night and was supposed to bring them today?
You should have told him that you would go rip up some lettuce for the place.

[ET Awful]

2. LOL. . . reminds me of when I had subs delivered the other night. . .

Me: "let me get a ham and swiss with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes and onion."

Girl on phone: "I don't think we have mustard"

Me: (totally incredulous) "You don't have mustard?"

Her: "I don't think so (bellows to someone else in sandwich shop) HEY DO WE HAVE ANY MUSTARD? . . . . nah, we don't have mustard."

Me: "I order from you twice a week and you've always had mustard in the past."

Her: "Well we don't got mustard, you still want the sandwich?"

. . . .

:wtf:

[underpants]

3. That is hilarious

My "Extra Cheese" experience in Baltimore

"Yeah I would like a large pepperoni with extra cheese"

"We are out of extra cheese"

Pause

"How can you be out of extra cheese? It's not a different KIND of cheese it is just more of the same"

Pause

"We are out of extra cheese"

I got a free pizza out of it after I called the manager.

[NoPasaran]

4. I recall once being unable to get a pizza

cut into a dozen slices because they only knew how to cut it into eight.

[Rainbowreflect]

9. Most pizza places have cutter deal that cuts all the slices at

one time. Of course if I worked at the pizza place you called I would have cut it into 8 pieces like normal then cut four of those pieces in half.

[NoPasaran]

10. This was a long, long time ago

This place was not so hi-tech. I think the people were just morons.

[Skittles]

5. have you seen that commercial with the Soup Nazi?

he's weighing people in his restaurant and if they weigh too much he shouts ONLY SALAD FOR YOU!!!!

[underpants]

7. Hey the guy has to make a living

Yeah I saw it last night.

[kick-ass-bob]

6. Was it lettuce, then tomato,

or tomato then lettuce?

Oh fuck!! Just tell 'em all there's no salads today!!!

[underpants]

8. Hahahaha

Very funny.

I am sure the whole carrots/cucumber thing was WAY over their heads.