Favorite Cheech and Chong scene

[Taverner]

I love Cheech and Chong, and all of their movies still get me on the floor lauging.

But the funniest sequence has to be the first 30 min of "Up in Smoke" where Pedro picks up "The man" and the two proceed to light up that big fat joint of Labrador (you gotta see it.)

The whole sequence just builds until you can't breathe...

[htuttle]

1. "Hey, how's my driving?"

"We're parked, Man!"

[redqueen]

2. Yep that's the best scene

No wait don't eat that!

[Taverner]

3. Melllooooowwww....melllooowwwww....oooohhhhhhmmmmm.....

WAH!

[Richard D]

6. yup

My all time fav too.

[meegbear]

4. Alice Bowie

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queeeeeeen!

(The rest of the song, not done in the movie)

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha
And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha

[Khephra]

5. Nice Dreams

The "somebody scratch my balls!" sequence where Timothy Leary gives Cheech some acid.

[sundog]

7. Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time, man!

Cheech (freaking out): Acid! Man, I don't mess with that shit, man. A guy in my neighborhood took some once, his head swelled up and everything, man!

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

18. That shit's gonna make me die...

:scared:

[Strawman]

8. "I have herpes on my head"

in Things Are Tough All Over is a pretty good one, with Proctor from the Police Academy movies giving Cheech a haircut. Not sure if that's my favorite, but that one comes to mind.

[jus_the_facts]

24. The guy thinks he's sayin herpes...he's actually sayin' HAIR PIECE!!

..but he's speakin' with an accent...and he's wearin' a TOUPEE!!! That is another HILARIOUS scene from that movie...gotta be my second fave behind Up In Smoke! :D

[ET Awful]

9. You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone eat in my whole life

:)

[kixot]

10. Knock, knock, knock!! Open up I got the stuff, it's Dave!!

Huh? Dave's not here, man.

[teach1st]

11. I got the stuff

http://www.tuff-teach.com/pics/cheechchong-dave.mp3

[democracy eh]

12. Mistaking the old dutch cleaner for cocaine

the girl snorting it and tommy just looking dumbfounded

then the the cops, heh heh heh

[Gothic Sponge]

13. I love the scenes in Nice Dreams with Animal

"Hey, open the door"

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

14. Now I'm gonna turn this glass into a dick.

Heh heh, ain't that a peach?

[drumwolf]

15. One of my favorite scenes

is midway through "Up In Smoke" when Cheech and Chong are at the radio switchboard at the police station.

"This is Codename Hard Hat."

"Is that Lard Ass?"

[Archae]

16. My two favorites

I don't remember which movies, but both crack me up completely.

First one, all the cops and other people following that truck made out of pot (that's on fire) getting stoned.

Second, in that welfare office when the worker and her boyfriend are going at it, and Michael Winslow was doing the "voices" and "sound effects."

[Archae]

17. Forgot one.

In the movie "It Came From Hollywood," a movie about bad movies, Cheech and Chong watch "Reefer Madness" while toking up and end up with a terminal case of the giggles.

[Devil Dog Dem]

19. "Here it is [a joint in Chong's pocket]. Oh wait, that's my dick."

"Man, I hope your dick is bigger than that!"

[lpbk2713]

20. When the van was rocking and the chick was moaning

and Tommy came out to a round of applause.

[jus_the_facts]

21. "...telllll meeee ooone eeeeyyyyed snaaaake!" Things Are Tough All Over

:7

....and I can recite the whole script of Up In Smoke! :smoke:

[Mizmoon]

22. Dope will get you through times of no money

better than money will get you through times of no dope.

Oh wait, that's the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

Nevermind.

[JohnOneillsMemory]

23. "Have you heard the word of God today?"

"I used to be all fucked up on drugs. Now I'm all fucked up on Jesus!"

Was that Cheech and Chong or Dubya?