Wenn Sie nicht Ihr Fleisch essen, können Sie keinen Pudding essen.

[Optimus Primestein]

Wie können Sie irgendeinen Pudding haben, wenn Sie nicht Ihr Fleisch essen?

:shrug:

[skygazer]

1. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[Optimus Primestein]

4. Sie sind mein Freund.

Sie sind zu mir speziell!

:P

[skygazer]

7. Pink Floyd ist mein Gott! n/t

I could recognize a line from any of their songs in any language!

Aber Ich kann ein bischen Deutch verstehen.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

9. Darf ich auch ihre Freund sein ?

Bitte . Ich wird fur dir Keks backen . Alles das du willst .

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[sundog]

2. Nosferatu

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. Est ist mir egal was sie sagen . Ich esse nur Pudding .

Aber ich finde Deustche Essen sehr sehr lecker .

[Optimus Primestein]

8. Ihr Deutsch ist großartig!

Er gefällt mir, indem er meine Augäpfel betritt!

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

10. Ich habe fur drei Jahre und sechs monaten in Deustchland gelebt .

Oder gewohnt :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Ist nein ein Stackenblocken!

By the way, you win for all-time best DU username.

[johnnie]

6. If I wouldn't have gotten expelled from German class in 9th grade

I would understand some of this

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

12. Was haben sie getan ?

Was haben sie getan um rausgeworfen zu sein ? ( Not sure if that was right ) What did you do to get kicked out ?

[johnnie]

13. It is sort of a long story

A friend of mine who just got back from being sent to Germany acted up too much. He was a bit of a punk and they sent him out of the States at the age of 12 for 3 counts of grand auto theft.
When he came back he was in German class with me. We gave the teacher hell (mostly he gave her more hell) and she ended up having a nervous breakdown. Just things like telling kids to go up to girls and say things in German, and when they asked the teacher what it meant... well, some of the stuff wasn't nice. Funny, but not nice. And just pulling other pranks on the teacher. I feel bad about it now.
They sent me to work in the assistant principles office, which was a mistake. I found my paperwork in his file cabinet and fed the whole folder to the incinerator. I was just a kid back then, I've grown up..lol.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

16. LOL funny story - but the good thing is that you learned from it .

[sundog]

11. Riesling

[Optimus Primestein]

14. Weißer Wein?

Geschmack des weißen Weins zu mir wie dem Urin eines zuckerkranken Armkreuzaffen. Ich bevorzuge ein glattes Lager-Bier.

[sundog]

17. Willkommen an Bord

:7

[Optimus Primestein]

18. Warum, danke!

Ich würde etwas Weinsteinsoße mit meinen Fischen lieben!

[Phillycat]

15. Um. I like pudding!

:dunce:

[Optimus Primestein]

19. O.K., also ich nicht wirklich sprechen Deutsches an allen.

Dieses ist alles bedeutungslose Kauderwelsch. Aber, wenn Sie es zurück durch die Übersetzungs-Software laufen lassen, kann es durchaus unterhalten.

[Phillycat]

20. Um. I like Allen.

Oh my gay stars!

[tigereye]

21. I got about half of that

I habe funf jahre Deutche studiert im Hoch Schule, aber I kann jetzt? ein bischen gesprechen. ( or write)

unless I have had a few. Then I seem to be able to remember more. I can remember many verb declensions, but unfortunately not as many nouns as I should.

I know that was really bad. Do you speak English as well? :)

[Optimus Primestein]

23. In truth, I speak only English

y un poquito de Espanol. Any German in this and other threads for which I've taken credit came directly from Google's translation thingie. Which is how I've managed to deliver meaningful lines like:

"If I speak German, it forms my trousers excessively firmly in the forking region" and

"Taste of the white wine to me like the urine of a sugar-ill spider ape. I prefer a smooth lager-beer."

Not to mention "Why, thanks! I became something tartar sauce with my fish love!"

Ain't Google fun?

;-)

[tigereye]

27. well you had me fooled

the verbs and the constructions looked right. ;)

[redqueen]

28. Not too useful, but fun!

Forking region... !

:7

[redqueen]

22. I wish I could hear these threads.

:(

[Optimus Primestein]

24. Ihr Wunsch ist mein Befehl:

http://translate.google.com/translate_t

[redqueen]

25. No... that's not the problem

But thanks anyway. :)


Just being silly... I find the sound of this language quite stimulating.

[Optimus Primestein]

26. I know.

I've watched enough German porn to understand the language-fetish thing.

;-)

[ze_dscherman]

29. Ich bin Vegetarier, aber trotzdem bekomme ich Pudding

- aber nur in dem Fall, dass entweder ich oder jemand anderes ihn kocht, denn einen gekauften Pudding mag ich nicht essen. Noch lieber als einen normalen Pudding esse ich jedoch Grießpudding, zubereitet mit Sojamilch, Kokosflocken und getrockneten Wildaprikosen. Mmmh, ist das lecker!


O.K., I got some advantage ...

ze_dscherman