The office freep just announced

[lapislzi]

That tomorrow there will be a "spirited" discussion about the debate.

What spirit should I bring?

[trumad]

1. Quaalude's

Then you can act like Bush...

[Wickerman]

2. vodka

gin would be too much in honor of Bush* (Poppy's drink of choice)

[zbdent]

19. Just the broken, empty bottle

But first, take a tape recorder and hide it . . .

Then explain to the freeptard that you and he/she are having a more informed "debate" than Bush agreed to . . .

[Wat_Tyler]

3. The Bell Witch.

[bif]

4. How about a baseball bat?

[JimmyJazz]

15. Now that's the spirit! eom

[CatWoman]

5. The ghost of Election Day yet-to-come

that's the real knarly one.............

[DU9598]

6. Bullet proof vest

If he is a freeper, he will probably have taken advantage of the lifting of the ban on semi-automatics and challenge you to a duueelll. (insert Zell accent there)

Actually, just bring your smarts and take him or her to task for the last 4 years.

[Catherine Vincent]

7. It's not a good idea to discuss politics in the office

unless you're in your own circle of people on your side.

[lapislzi]

12. She is the lone bush holdout

the balance of opinion in this organization is weighted heavily on the Democratic side.

[edbermac]

8. Give him a tube of KY jelly instead...

And tell him to save some for the other 3 debates...:kick:

[artboy]

9. uhhhhhh

Monica Lewinsky (< spelling?

[alittlelark]

13. uh,yeah....

[Calico Jack Rackham]

10. Pazuzu

or some other demonic entity to match the Freep.

[Borgnine]

11. Slimer

That's the spirit Repugs seem to channel the most in these discussions.

[NoodleBoy]

14. a big sign that says "where's osama?"

[Lefty48197]

16. A brick

.

[STL_Social_Democrat]

18. As Ving Rhames once said....

"I'm gonna get mid-evil on his ass" Seriously, you should find out why this woman supports * and have a rational discussion with her. Point by point dismantle the * spin. If she is still unwilling to listen, it will probobly be time to get ruthless.

[sui generis]

17. does he mean "spirited" with likka? or spirited with random mob

violence?

[lapislzi]

21. I'm sure she meant the latter

but I'm gonna need the former if I'm gonna get through it.

No company policy on boozin' at the office...

[Chovexani]

20. Stoli, sweetie!

Boli, stoli. </Patsy Stone>