Favorite South Park quote?

[UpsideDownFlag]

they needn't be restricted to cartman, although my favorite is one of his.

"YEEEES! Let me taste your tears, scott! mmmm, delicious! The sweet taste of Unfathomable anguish!"

followed by Kyle to Stan:

"dude- let's never piss of cartman again."

[Chovexani]

1. I love me some Towelie

"Wanna get high?" Never. Gets. Old. Especially in that cutesy, stoned out voice. I LMAO without fail every time I hear it.

"Whoa you just got F'd in the A" is another one. Cartman gets all the best lines I think, 'cause he's such a little bastard.

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. "scew you huys, imma going home"

"MOOOM, KITTYS BEING A DILDO"
"than i know a certain kitty kitty whos sleeping with mommy tonight"

[fudge stripe cookays]

2. Because we've been repeating it SOOOOOO much lately.....

"NOOO kittaaaay!!!"

[JohnKleeb]

3. yours is the best

[ronnykmarshall]

5. No kitty, that's my pot pie!

[Cush]

6. Kyle: "Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!"

Ike: "It my turn!" (jumps out of the UFO)

[Nightjock]

7. "Well spank my ass and call me Charlie"

[WilliamPitt]

8. "Stan, I have a full day of TV watching tomorrow. I don't have time to go

on a poo hunt."

[derby378]

9. "You go to Hell and you die!" (n/t)

[GCP]

10. "Are there to be any appetizers tonight, Kenny?"

"Are we to assume there will be no appetizers tonight, Kenny?"

I love Cartman. Even tho he's got to be a repuke through and through. :D

[alvis]

11. Respect my authoritay!

[Chovexani]

12. The Mole's speech in the movie.

Also, from the movie:

Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

[SmileyBoy]

20. "Listen, you better stop thinking with your dick!!!"

"This isn't TV Kideo where we all sit around and lick Barney the Dinosaur's fucking pussy!!!"

LOL!!!

[Chovexani]

21. Best. Speech. Ever.

:D

[Miss Marmelstein]

13. Careful?

Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?

[nyhuskyfan]

14. One thats jumps to mind...

"Well I'm taking some Eric Roberts home in a doggie bag, anyone else want some?"

Just the timing of that line (at the end of singing 'Ave Maria') was so comedically perfect that I laughed for days. There were also two others aren't so much lines as insults which matched my personal opinions, so I found them funny (I haven't seen these episodes in a while, so I might be off on the dialogue...

One -- Doctors were trying to induce Mr. Garrison to vomit with no success. Finally, they gave up and said "C'mon let's go see Contact (the Jodie Foster-Matthew McConaghey movie)." So Mr. Garrison sits up and vomits straight into the bucket and says, "Ugggggh. That movie was horrible."

Two - The episode where the entire class gets diagnosed with ADD and is given ritalin. At the end, they are trying to convince the pharamceutical company that their products are damaging their children. They staunchly defend their product until one of the parents says, "Our kids are listening to Phil Collins, for god's sake" One of the pharmaceutical guys that screams out in anguish, "My god. What have we done."

My apologies to Contact or Phil Collins fans.

[BQueen]

15. "Drugs are Bad, M'Kay?"

followed closely by, "There's a time and a place for everything, and that's college!"

[SheilaT]

16. "I don't trust anything

that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"

It's from the movie. My teenage son made me watch that part of it, and I laughed so hard he thought I was going to have a heart attack.

I LOVE the total misogynistic attitude of that line.

[lastknowngood]

17. Oh my god! They killed Kenny

n/t

[Chovexani]

18. Bring in Bill Gates!

Army General: YOU TOLD US THAT WINDOWS 98 WOULD BE FASTER, AND MORE EFFICIENT WITH BETTER ACCESS TO THE INTERNET!

Bill Gates: It IS faster! Over five million... (General shoots him)

[JohnKleeb]

22. Yes! me and my brother loved that one

[Chovexani]

26. Hehe

That line got a standing ovation in the theater I saw it in. :silly:

[Bossy Monkey]

19. Anything Mrs Crabtree says, especially in the roofies episode n/t

[SmileyBoy]

23. "Would you like a Monkeyclaw, Phillip??"

"Yes, please."

*BBBLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTT*

"That's called a Monkeyclaw, because it feels like there's a thousand monkeys ripping my colon apart."

"The Monkeyclaw is smelly..."

[happyasaclam]

24. there a couple I can think of that I liked

"Damn Woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago!" - Chef

"No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people." - Mr Garrison

and it was probably wrong to laugh at this one...but....

"I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938."
(when kyle played football)

[nyhuskyfan]

27. Another "wrong to laugh" one...

Cartman: "Kyle, remember when I called you a stupid, ugly Jew? I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew."

Kyle: "Dammit, Cartman. I am Jewish."

Cartman: "There, there. Don't be so hard on yourself."

[happyasaclam]

28. there was one I forgot

Eight dollar! You give me eight dollar, soldier boy! Sucky, sucky, five dollar!" .....Cartman when he was Ming Lee?

[Radical Activist]

25. There's a time and a place for everything...

and it's called college!

said in the rehab clinic.

[UpsideDownFlag]

29. Cartman: "Shut up kyle! shut your Goddamn jew mouth! you people are why

there's war in the middle east!"

everyone's favorite freeper.