Any DUers living the "Cordislim™ Lifestlyle"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I believe Koolzip is.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. No, I'm living the "Pedophile" Lifestyle.

I know. They sound totally alike, but they're different.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Its really the Zmedophile lifestyle for me

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Not me, but I am suffering from Jm J. Bullockmania.

"Dammit, Monroe!"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. No, he enjoys the "Quart of gin™ Lifestlye"

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Oh, you know he's too much of a wussy for that.

Everybody knows that the REAL reason Koolzip doesn't drink is that wine coolers are too expensive, and he can't keep anything else down.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. If only he could get generic Bartles&Jaymes in the Chi

[RandomKoolzip]

12. How can I keep liquor down when THE MAN is keeping ME down?

n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Yes, yes, I know. You hate Whitey.

Put the record on the OTHER side for a change. :eyes:

[RandomKoolzip]

17. The record?

You mean my 9 counts of assault and six charges of vagrancy?

I've paid my debt to society, yet I still must wear the leg warmers. Oh, the shame.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. "The Man" was keeping you down when you beat up that old woman....

Right. :eyes:

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Leave Arnold Palmer out of this, you bastard.

That whole "free will" shit was just some pabulum dreamt up by Neil Peart. I have no control over my actions so long as "The Man" refuses to call off his dogs.

[tedoll78]

2. Nope.

I have the CondiSlim Lifestyle.. I puke every time I see Condi on TV.

:puke:

edit: I HATE HATE HATE Dr Greg Cynamon!!!

[tigereye]

4. all right WTF is the Cordislim lifestyle

[tedoll78]

6. Oh wait..

I need to read these posts more clearly.

"CortiSlim" is one of those magic fat pills that'll supposedly help you lose weight. It would seem as though a law has passed mandating that these commercials play during each and every television commercial break.. they're played on TV so damn often.

(Yes, this is my #1 most-hated commercial currently.)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. don't know - I hear about it on Air America

[flvegan]

21. Blaming cortisol (sp?)

Being a stress hormone that can cause men to retain fat around the ole midsection, and women in the butt/thigh (I think) area. These pills are supposed to block or suppress it, sort of.

If cortisol is a problem for you, these pills won't likely work a whole lot, I don't think. It's really (IMO) just another "gimme a pill so I can eat like a pig and not exercise" gimmick for the folks with the Michelin Man body.

[tech3149]

9. No

I find poverty to be the best diet program

[meegbear]

13. Are you getting pudgy there CStT?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Yes - but I usually exercise when the pants get a little tight

[meegbear]

20. Then you don't need that stuff ...

eat right and execise and you'll be the babe magnet you once was.