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gold_bug Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:14 AM
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I saw a guy shaving while driving
this morning. I'm not talking about an electric saver, I mean a razor. That's probably the funniest/dumbest thing I've seen someone do during the morning commute.
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JuniorPlankton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:15 AM
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1. Were you watching Mr. Bean?
:)
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:16 AM
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2. I've seen that before
It's amazing what you see commuting....x(
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:20 AM
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3. Last time I drove in rush hour traffic in Anaheim, Ca, the guy behind me
had the newspaper opened up across the steering wheel, dash, and lower part of the windshield. Left California soon afterwards.
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Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:21 AM
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4. I saw two deer copulating when I went to work this morning..
Actually two plastic "lawn deer". Some prankster had placed one deer "in the assumed" position with the other one. Had to swallow my coffee quickly before I sprayed it all over the interior windshield when I laughed.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:26 AM
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5. With any luck it was one of these...


One 'stop short' and he won't be doing that again.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:28 AM
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6. Or much of anything else, I'd imagine.
:hurts:
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:29 AM
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7. Oh, yeah?
Well, I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

My hair was perfect.

TlalocW
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:31 AM
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8. Saw a guy flossing once
But I think shaving beats that.
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quisp Donating Member (926 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:40 AM
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9. the other day I saw
A woman drinking coffee and smoking with a phone cricked in her ear. Traffic was moving at 70 mph!

Another Darwin Award nominee.
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Niquie Donating Member (40 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:51 AM
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10. This wee Mercedez was weaving from one lane to the other...
...on the freeway during rush hour traffic on one of our nation's BUSIEST freeways -- and one that leads directly to an international airport.

The woman was holding her dog, curling her hair with a hot iron curler and driving at the same time.

Somehow, my blaring horn and nasty gestures totally confounded her. I have never seen someone look at me with such confusion.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:56 AM
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11. One that amazed me was
..There was a guy driving on the highway and reading the newspaper.
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 12:00 PM
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12. My husband has seen that too.
Crazy people.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 12:30 PM
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13. "I've never missed a plane yet!"
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 12:33 PM
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14. Too bad it wasn't a GAL shaving
</perv> :evilgrin:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 12:50 PM
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15. A Guy Passed Me on I-25 One Morning...
He had a newspaper folded up and laid across the steering wheel. As he passed me (going about 10 MPH over the speed limit), he pick up the paper, turned the page, and continued reading it.

Fortunately, here in Colorado *277 on your cell phone connects you to the State Patrol. So I dialed it and reported that asshole.
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