How many Bush officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

[rumguy]

None. The question itself is moot.

"There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light."

Found this on Sullivan's blog.

[DAGDA56]

1. I just thought the bulb didn't actually get changed...

...it resigned...and then wrote a book.

[Worst Username Ever]

2. I just figured it was CLINTON'S FAULT!!!

[No2W2004]

3. Lets see

One to figure out the right spin
One to give Haliburton a 7 million dollar contract for light bulb removal
One to declare war on Iraq for burning out the light bulb
One to give Haliburton a 4 million dollar research contract for a new light bulb
One to blame Clinton for the cost over runs
One to give Haliburton 10 million dollars to ship the new bulb and install it
One to lie when we find out the first bulb wasn't really burned out after all.