Come on Ladies, You Know You Want O'Reilly

[Yavin4]

Stop the lying. You know you want some "No Spin Zone" lovin'. Come on now.

[legally blonde]

1. EEEWWWW!!!!

How about some falafel???

[Corgigal]

2. No really

I dont and he can stay away from my two daughters too, that perv.

[supernova]

3. Shut your mouth!!

:spank:

I wouldn't mate with O'Liely if he were the last dangly bits on the planet.

[Bunny]

4. Aw crap. My secrets out.

Just thinking of Big Bill and his golden falafel! My heart beats faster. My knees go weak! Things start to go black!
^
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Then I PUKE!!!!!!:puke:

[huntsvilledem]

5. eewww no thanks

don't even joke about that!!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Just one reaction:

:puke:
Why would you even SAY that!?
Duckie

[LynneSin]

7. I'd make out with a manged rabid skunk

seriously

[stanwyck]

8. O'Reilly, Rush, or Tom DeLay

Just can't make up my mind. Or that dreamy Karl Rove. But, wait, we DU females really know a hot lovah when we see one. Gotta go with Wolfowitz. I mean, after seeing him lick his comb in F 9-11....

[truthbetold]

9. There's this great passage...

In "Those Who Trespass" by O'Reilly and is also featured in "Lies and the Lying Liars" by Al Franken. It pretty much says what I want O'Reilly to do to me. RAWR, baby!
Excuse me while I go vomit.

[Nicole]

10. I want Bill O'Reilly

about as much as you want Ann Coulter! Can we double date? huh? pretty please!

[Ladyhawk]

11. I want Bill O'Reilly...

...to choke to death on his dildo.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

12. To quote one of the best lines from "Bye-Bye Birdie":

"Man, I hope I never get THAT tense."

[Philostopher]

13. Aww. I'm safe from the Masher O'Really.

My boobs aren't big enough.

[SarahB]

14. Oh yeah, Baby. I'd tie him to the bed....

and leave him there. :puke:

[peekaloo]

15. Ewww......he's covered in his own smugma.

[NYC Liberal]

16. Nah, you KNOW you want some Rush.

[DemWitch]

17. aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh

my eyes, my eyes... oh dear goddess my eyes...

[LisaLynne]

18. I keep telling people --

they need to put friggin' warnings up before they post crap like that! Pass the brain bleach.

[ogradda]

20. ok that's it...

gonna get sick and go to bed. hope you're happy.

[ogradda]

19. yeowch!!!!

the hell you say! my ovaries just tried to jump out and run off!