Does anyone own a private island where we can all go live now?

[short bus president]

Don't be shy. Nobody's gonna hate you 'cause yer rich. Just let us share yer island. We can call it "shortbustonia," if everyone agrees. But we don't have to call it that. It could just be called "the Island." Just give us the invite, m'kay?

And since I'm pretty optimistic about this private island thing actually happening, I'll go ahead and volunteer to drive. I can fit 3 of you in my Camry. I'm sure it floats.

[Hello_Kitty]

1. I'm riding shotgun!

I called it!

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. my 12 ga. shotgun says

I ride shotgun

[DixieDem]

3. Take all the people with (r) by their names with ya, mkay?

[short bus president]

4. Don't gimme that shite, DixieQuixoteDem!

Whoever wants to stay here and keep existing in this shitfilth and convincing themselves that they can make it better is welcome to their delusion. But these fucking windmills tilt back, and they've knocked us all down hard. Fight all you want. This country is done.

[Southpaw Bookworm]

5. Interesting that you mention that, SBP

On one of my librarian lists we've discussed the possibility of pooling money and buying this:

http://www.niho.com/consulting/kitsault.asp

[MissB]

6. Now that looks nice.

Money likely wouldn't be much of a problem, but moving that many people to a foreign country might well be.

[short bus president]

7. No biggie. We're Americans.

We'll just go there and put a wall around the place, and if the Canucks come to question our citizenship, we'll OPEN FIRE WITH OUR VAST CACHE OF HIGH POWERED ARMAMENTS!!!

Or maybe we could just ask 'em real nice if they'd mind hosting an expat community? I'll sell my land to buy in.