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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:10 PM
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Do you know what burns my ass?
A flame about three feet high.

From "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:11 PM
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1. A midget smoking a cigar in a crowded elevator?
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:13 PM
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3. that might also work
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helnwhls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:13 PM
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4. lol
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:12 PM
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2. Sitting on a hot stove?
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:14 PM
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5. The sun on a nude beach?
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Diana52 Donating Member (162 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:16 PM
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11. Ooooooh!
Sunshine!
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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:15 PM
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Four alarm chili, two days later?
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:18 PM
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8. been there, done that.. or eating too many
jalepenos.. OUCH!
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:15 PM
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6. That's what will get us through the next four year's,good humor
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:16 PM
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7. applying hot glue on your Ashcroft ?
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Quetzal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 06:19 PM
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9. Not eating fiber?
That will turn your ass into a machine gun :P
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:10 PM
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10. Lighting a match to your farts
Couldn't resist!
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:19 PM
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12. Jock Itch?
Dirty underwear :shrug:
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