What *REALLY* was in Uncle Dick's pants??

[the Princess]

Since someone posted the pic here (my eyes my eyes) I've been wondering what that really was. I'd bet good money that it wasn't what he wanted everyone to think it was.

I saw his underwear elastic broke and it bunched up on that left inner thigh.

Any other thoughts?

Let's try not to get this thread locked OK kids?? LOL

Besides has everyone heard that old joke?

What's 12 inches and white? Nothing. LOLOL

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Colostomy bag.....

Or his panty shield slipped.

[Dookus]

2. colostomy bag

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Underwear guard for incontinence

[Dr Ron]

4. Antenae

Antenae for the communication and mind control device on Bush's back

[yellowdogintexas]

5. It was the knockwurst with the valuable painting rolled up inside

of the "Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies"

will check back later to see if anybody else know what the heck I am talking about

[billyskank]

9. "Heil Hitler!"

"Heila Mussolini!"

"That'll be the day."

[yellowdogintexas]

13. "klops"

and "YOU STUPID WOMAN"

"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once"

[billyskank]

18. Good moaning

I was just pissing by this forum

[yellowdogintexas]

21. "Bod Nose"

"OH RENEE!!!!!!!"

[billyskank]

22. "Oh Yvette!!!!!"

"RENE! What 'are you doing weez zat servant girl??"

[yellowdogintexas]

25. "You Stupid Woman"

can't you see she is trembling with fear from the Germans?????


"It is I, LeCler" (glasses down nose"

[DenverDem]

6. Cucumber wrapped in foil.

It's an old rock star trick. (Spinal Tap!)

[no name no slogan]

8. Do you have any artificial plates or limbs?

Second-best scene ever! :evilgrin:

[xultar]

10. Why Foil?

[Kire]

11. try it without the foil and see what happens to your skin

[indigobusiness]

24. You should always practice safe vegetable...

Rock star or not.

[realisticphish]

23. damn you!

you got there first :)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[h2dg]

7. Nothing there

but an unfortunate bunching of the fabric by his chagrined tailor.

[lynintenn]

12. penile implant

[Enraged_Ape]

14. Oxygen tank

Those things are usually pretty big and heavy. And I can imagine him having to carry one around wherever he goes.

[Bluebear]

15. It's some hideous goiter.

[CO Liberal]

16. Pretzelboy's Codpiece

They borrow it back and forth.....

[Left Is Write]

17. I don't know, but the picture was a nightmarish vision

and it's still giving me the heebie jeebies.

[miss_kitty]

19. Gallo Hard salami

[Shoeempress]

20. His wallet, he keeps his Halliburton Kickbacks in it.

[qnr]

26. The transmitter used for prompting * n/t

[Guy Fawkes]

27. Pringles can...

Once you pop, you just can't stop!

[FizzFuzz]

28. to those who think its a colostomy bag..it is not. I used to have an

ileostomy bag...bags hang off of your abdomen, usually on the right side, below the belt line. They don't reach to between the thighs.

My bag was changed to an internal procedure years ago, thank god, for those interested in details of that nature.

If I still had a bag, I'd gift wrap it and mail it to Smirky and Darth.

[MissMillie]

29. Colin's hand (n/t)

.

[sans qualia]

30. Remember that guy they used to call... wild thing?

Three words: Viagra-induced priapism.

[Obamarama]

31. Someone posted the pic?? Got a link??

Read about this on Friday and thought someone would find it and post it. I donated last year but for some reason my star is gone and I can't search, or else I'd just do a search.

[ogradda]

32. here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2008587

[Obamarama]

33. Oh. My. God.

I just had to ask.

Thank you. (I think)

[ogradda]

34. lolol

yeah i might not have done you a favor

[donheld]

35. I've wondered this same thing

about a lot of guys but never Crashcart :puke:

[Sin]

36. Pesonaly i think thats

were he keeps the transmitter to talk to bush. thought the buldge on his back. So if you ever see dick leaning over clutching his chest talking to mister blinky hes just feeding lines to bush thorugh the the mic he had instaled.
Also works well if bush starts to ramble he can always just run to the bathroom and start to give him the good stuff. That could be another reason we never see them togehter and Dick is always hidden away some were.
Must be hard to get carl rove out of dicks crotch if dick cant think cant think of a good line to feed bush. That has to be as bad, as haveing one of those really nosy dogs following you around allways trying to poke there nose were it dosent belong. lol