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It was one of the things that my mom made the BEST.
She NEVER made it. It was WONDERFUL. I begged. She NEVER made it. What the hell was wrong with her? How could you NOT make something that wonderful? It's like the Philosophy classes I took in Junior College to get my AA Degree...somewhere in there, there is a MORAL IMPERATIVE to make that damned soup, and my mom said "I scoff at your imperative."
But she DID have a "specialty." Something she made EVERY WEEK like clockwork, whether I wanted it or not...and I assure you, I DID NOT...
She made the "pork chops, canned string beans, potatoes and tomatoes skillet thing" once a week, EVERY week. The pork chops were dry as shoe leather. The tomatoes had a strong acid taste. The potato wedges were "al dente," which tasted terrible, and they soaked up the acid from the tomatoes and the "canned" taste of the string beans. It was CRAP in a skillet and just like EVERY week has a Wednesday, EVERY week had the pork chops-string beans-potatoes-tomatoes-skillet-from-HELL dinner.
It was the kind of thing you'd feed friends if you wanted to make sure they NEVER ACCEPTED A DINNER INVITATION TO YOUR HOUSE AGAIN.
She never made the chicken soup until I was in my late 20s. I said "This is the kind of chicken soup GOD would eat if he ate chicken soup" and she made it two, maybe three times again after that and NEVER AGAIN, even though I requested it on a QUARTERLY BASIS.
So I got smart and gave up on my mom, because she turned her back on her gift, which was making chicken soup.
Then I figured I'd marry a woman who made great chicken soup, but great marriages are seldom based on chicken soup alone, so I reconsidered.
I decided that there are many reasons to love a woman, but I also decided that cooking would not be one of them. If I meet a woman who is an excellent cook and fall in love with her, it's a bonus. If I fall in love with her and she's the world's worst cook, I can cook every comfort food I ever loved MYSELF.
World's BEST meatballs. World's BEST mac 'n' cheese. World's BEST meatloaf. World's BEST chicken soup.
No matter what happens, it's a "win-win" scenario.
:toast:
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