Make your own church sign!

[Spiffarino]

...with the Church Sign Generator!

[Aristus]

1. Mine is:

What part of "Thou Shalt Not Kill" don't you understand? - God

[pacalo]

5. Here you go, Aristus...

[pacalo]

2. Thanks! Here's mine...

[MrScorpio]

3. Here is mine

"Jesus was never a Republican"

[Spiffarino]

34. Ah!

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Here's mine

[scarlett1]

31. From Topeka?

Ronny - I do see the multi color flag. I know Fred's reputation precedes him however. I have seen too many protest of his.

Topeka Kansas
The Topeka City Council on Tuesday night approved a version of an ordinance making it illegal for the city to discriminate in hiring on the basis of sexual orientation.

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/local/102015

I haven't thought up a good sign yet, sorry

[progmom]

35. Excellent sign, Ronny!

That bad man paid us a visit here in the liberal den of sin and satan known as Ann Arbor a few years ago.
The Aut Bar had the best response to being picketed - they had a fundraiser. Here's a quote from the story:

Phelps’s plans to picket the bar came to light only two days prior to his scheduled February 17, 2001 demonstration. With little time, Orr used the Internet to organize a unique fundraising scheme. In an email message to customers, supporters, and friends, he proposed that people pledge money to the Washtenaw Rainbow Action Project (WRAP), a local gay advocacy group and community center, for every minute that Phelps picketed the bar. In this way, Orr explained, the longer Phelps stayed to spew hate, the more money he would raise for WRAP. He and Contreras kicked off the drive by pledging $1 per minute.
(snip)
On February 17, the day of the protest, Phelps’s band numbered only four adults and two small children. Instead of confronting the hate-mongerers and giving them the attention they craved, over one hundred community members and supporters gathered in the bar on a Saturday afternoon, celebrating while they counted the minutes that Phelps’s cronies stood outside raising money for Ann Arbor’s gay community.

They raised over $6000! I bet that really got Fred's goat!


:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

6. Here's mine

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/makesign1.php?line1=CONGRATULATIONS&line2=ADAM+AND+STEVE%21&line3=TOMORROW+AT+10%3A00AM&line4=JERRY%2C+LINDA+%26+ROVER

"Congratulations Adam and Steve! Tomorrow at 10:00AM, Jerry, Linda, & Rover."

:evilgrin:

The other one reading "Today's sermon: Jesus: Man or Woman? We report. You decide."

[Spiffarino]

10. ROTF!!

[Spiffarino]

24. Oops, forgot this one...

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. .

[Career Prole]

8. Mine says

"If you won't die
for your faith
I'll kill you
for mine!"

[Spiffarino]

16. Nice!

[Career Prole]

26. Cool!

Immortalized! :yourock:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. Mine would have to be:

Come, come, whoever you are,
Even though you've broken your vows a thousand times,
Come, come again.

Zikar at 7pm

[El Supremo]

11. How about this?

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/makesign1.php?line1=Did+Dubya+win&line2=because+it+was+&line3=God%27s+will+or&line4=Satan%27s+will%3F

[Spiffarino]

28. Can't quite make it all out, El...

What's it say?

[CrownPrinceBandar]

12. Umm...

[Spiffarino]

13. And...

[LincolnMcGrath]

14. mine

TRUTHSEEKERS UNITE!
MIKE MALLOY THREAD
ON DU 9PM CST NIGHTLY
REV. LINCOLNMCGRATH

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

15. Thanks for posting.

This is a great website.

[chiffon]

17. Bummer...Of topic: How do you upload your church sign?

[Spiffarino]

19. You have to save it to an upload site

I use my ISP, other folks sign up for one of the free upload sites and post their pictures there.

Once you've saved the image and uploaded it to the site, you simply put the entire link (with http://...) in the message body and the photo magically appears!

[chiffon]

22. Thanks a lot! Let me try it.

[chiffon]

25. God and Genealogy

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/bc/181cf371/bc/Pictures/God+and+Genealogy.jpg?BCb.AnBBCxrbZI7I

[Spiffarino]

27. Damn, that was funny

It didn't show up in the message. Maybe the link is too long or something.

Hey all...it's worth an extra click. :7

[chiffon]

29. Thanks Spiffarino for the heads up and I'm glad you like my sign

It is working some of the time. I am not sure if the system is slow, but now I'm getting an error message. Meanwhile, I'm looking for a site that will host my JPEGs.

Again...Thanks

~chiffon
~

[Reverend_Smitty]

30. www.photobucket.com

its the site that I use

[chiffon]

32. Thank you Reverend_Smitty

I will give it a try.

[UdoKier]

18. Okay.

My message was: "Go home. The whole God thing was a joke."

[Spiffarino]

20. Hmmm...

[UdoKier]

23. I didn't realize there were no hotlinks.

But this made me chuckle.

[dolo amber]

21. ....

[Spiffarino]

33. Best position

[sugar magnolia]

36. One I saw a few days ago

While driving by a church in a little redneck town next to mine:

Do Not Eat Your Seed.

[Spiffarino]

37. Good one, SugarMag!

This one was REAL...