You all drip with the venom of mad phase moon diapers, people.

[Dukakis88]

Einstein, 1939, after Nazis & Commies united, proposed spacebombs that destroy all, unless we finally teach the Moral ABC’s the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all in All-One-God-Faith. As teach
astronomers Abraham-Israel-Moses-Buddha-Hillel-Jesus-Spinoza-Paine-Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, 6000 years by the Messenger of God’s Law, Halley’s Comet: “WE’RE ALL ONE
OR NONE!” “THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD!” “TEACH LOVE THY ENEMY!” “LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!” Israel-Moses-Buddha-Jesus-Mohammed: ONE! ALL-ONE!
1st: If I’m not for me, who am I? Nobody! 2nd: Yet, if I’m only for me, what am I? Nothing! 3rd: If not now, when? Once More: Unless constructive-selfish I work hard, like Mark Spitz, perfecting first
me, absolute nothing can help me! 4th: Only hard work–God’s Law can save us, but if we teach only our clan? We’re all hated then! So, we must teach friend & enemy, the whole Human race, the
full-truth, hard-work, free speech, press-&-profitsharing Moral ABC’s All-One-God-Faith, lighting-like, 6-billion strong, for we’re All-One or none! All-One-God-Faith, as teach the African shepherdastronomers
Abraham & Israel, for 6000-years, since the year 1: “LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!” – WE’RE ONE! ALL-ONE! EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? NONE! ABSOLUTE NONE!
5th: Whatever unites mankind is better than whatever divides us! Yet, if absolute-unselfish I am not for me, I’m nothing but classless, raceless, starving masses, never free nor brave!
Only if constructive-selfish I work hard perfecting first me, like Mark Spitz–arctic owls–penguin–pilot–cat–swallow–beaver, bee, can I teach the MORAL ABC’s ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH,
that lightning-like unites the Human race! For we’re ALL-ONE OR NONE! ALL-ONE! “listen children eternal father eternally one!” EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? ABSOLUTE NONE!
6th: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Balanced food for body-mind-soul-spirit is our medicine! Full-truth our God, half-truth our enemy, hard work our salvation, unity our goal, free
speech our weapon. All-One our soul, self-discipline the key to love, uniting All-One above! Above! So, when your fellow man you measure, take him at his best, with that lever,
lift him higher, overlook the rest! For we’re All-One or none! As teach for 6000 years astronomers Abraham & Israel: “LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!”
7th: Each swallow works hard to be perfect pilot-provider-builder-trainer-teacher-lover-mate, no half-true hate! So, each day like a bird, perfect thyself first! Have courage and smile my friend.
Think and act 10 years ahead! And the man without fault? He’s dead! Do one thing at a time, work hard! Get done! Then teach friend & enemy the Moral ABC that unites all mankind free

[sir_captain]

1. i'm really confused

[Der Blaue Engel]

2. Is this the side of a Dr. Bonner's Soap bottle? n/t

[Dukakis88]

4. DAMN YOU, BLUE ANGEL!

You and your calculating Marlene Deitrich thighs have outwitted me once again. :grr:

[meganmonkey]

14. Where do you think you are, Dukakis?

This is the land of Bronner. My first Bronner bottle experience was, shall we say, psychedelic. The dead of winter, freshman year in college, my mind was expanded further than ever before(my 'experimental' phase). My friend and I locked ourselves in her bright yellow dorm room bathroom until some wierd guy from down the hall left. I discoved the Bronner's bottle, the peppermint one. Talk about mind-blowing.I probably stared at that thing for an hour. In retrospect, it was kinda hilarious.

ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH

:P

[Dukakis88]

16. Don't panic, but... MY POSTS ARE COMING FROM WITHIN YOUR HOUSE!!!

[meganmonkey]

18. You can't scare me again!

Like our fearless leader said (something like):

Fool me once...er...uh...can't get fooled again!
:silly:

I love your crazy smilies. You have an unfair advantage!

[Der Blaue Engel]

20. ROTFLMAO!

n/t

[Der Blaue Engel]

21. ...

:evilgrin:

[Susang]

6. Damn you!

I wanted to be first to guess the reference!

I say it's the Peppermint Castille Soap, what do you think?

[Dukakis88]

10. Close, but no spacebomb.

18-in-1 Hemp ALOE VERA BABY-MILD
PURE-CASTILE SOAP!!!

You can download all of the labels here:

http://www.drbronner.com/story.html

[Susang]

15. Then I'm 50% correct

I can live with that. They're all 18-in-1 Hemp Pure-Castile soaps after all. :D

[Der Blaue Engel]

22. If only I'd spelled it right

:D

[Susang]

3. Dr Bronner, is that you?

Seriously, who told you that? Was it Terrence or Peter? You know both of them lie, why oh why do you listen to them? x(

[Droopy]

5. Reminds me of schizophrenia.

[FuzzySlippers]

9. I was just gonna say

Dukakis must be off his meds.

[Dukakis88]

12. I'm actually on my meds...

Zoloft and Wellbutrin. :bounce:

[Der Blaue Engel]

23. Yay Wellbutrin!

:bounce: :toast:

[smurfygirl]

7. how do you get all those

little smiley's? None of those are on the lookup table thing. Sorry for asking. I'm still new here and have no idea how to do half the stuff you all do.

[Dukakis88]

8. Go heah!

http://www.planetsmilies.com/

[yardwork]

11. I think we should listen to Dukakis88

[A-Schwarzenegger]

13. Great soap though--no animal products...

1036 posts in a month? Dude!

[Dukakis88]

17. What can I say...

...it was a traumatic election. :argh:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

19. Whatever gets ya through the

next four years.

[LeftyMom]

24. Dr Bronner made some great soap

but the shit on the bottle is sure wierd.

[2cents]

25. Yeah, but can he do this...

(doing detachable thumb trick)

[jdots]

26. the detachable thumb trick was Dr. Bonners downfall