I'm a DUer who hates you. Ask me anything, then go fuck yourself.

[Rabrrrrrr]

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. How many posts do I have?

On edit: typo fixin'

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. 278

Now, go pound sand.

:evilgrin:

[azoth]

2. Have you ever read "How to Win Friends and Influence People?" rofl

[Kire]

60. are you planning on responding to this post?

or are you still thinking?

[cavanaghjam]

3. How do you feel

about Judith Martin, aka Miss Manners?
Excuse me, please, I have to go know myself now.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Thanks for taking care of that yourself

You have great integrity and honor.

Miss Manners is okay, but I like my brand better. I think it's more...personal.

[Tom Kitten]

4. Are you a self absorbed teeny bopper?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. I cannot commit the act you suggest.

For all the usual reasons.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Well, then, maybe you could just go shit on your head

:-)

(heh heh - I've been long looking for a time when I could use your name in jest - thanks for setting me up so nicely!)

[GainesT1958]

6. Wait a minute...

Is that you, Mr. "Vice" President!?:eyes:

B-)

[Zomby Woof]

7. fuck you, shitwipe!

May the farts of a 1,000 Barbara Bushes light a match unto your chakra-ridden HELL, puke-mongering filthturd! Feh on your boogers, sculpted to resemble Jenna Bush. Eat tacos and HURL, fucktool!

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. ZomButt went on a rant.... is he back yet?

When he DOES come back he's in big trouble for going off like that! :spank:

[Zomby Woof]

12. Spank me RevButt!

Oh yes, right there! :o Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. roflmao!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:


;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Yeah?! Well, double shitwipe on you!

And my Jenna sculptures brought big bucks in the Whitney Biennial.

Hoser.

[NightTrain]

Why are you such a douche bag?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[SmileyBoy]

8. Ey, fuck you, budday...

[chiffon]

10. hey VP...go get yourself another life...or heart.

[Placebo]

14. You're EVIL and you LIE and if you should DIE...

I may feel slightly sad but I WON'T CRY.

[Bat Boy]

15. What did I ever do to you?

And be graphic...:evilgrin:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Oooo really?

I have permission?

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Yep! You have permission!

Consider yourself permissed.

[Gemini Cat]

21. Hmmm...

Okay.

Say Mr Vice pResident,

What do you think about when you are doing, you know, THAT with Lynn?
Wait, don't answer that. You can only SAY it, but not DO it, right?

[autorank]

22. where did you get that stupid f'ing name? pathetic!!!

[Skittles]

23. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS RABRRRRRR

YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT

[PDittie]

24. Can I just go straight to the 'fuck myself' part?

I'm kind of, you know, ready

[FuzzySlippers]

25. If I wear navy blue to the opera

will I forever forfeit my right to associate with decent people again?:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Absolutely not!

Nothing can separate you from the right to fellowship of others. Even something as godawful as wearing navy blue outside the yacht club.

:-)

[dorktv]

27. You are evil...ecouraging people to violate themselves! how do

you sleep at night? :p

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

28. Copied my post eh?

You SUCK!

[donheld]

29. Do you hate me cuz

you have a small penis? :evilgrin:

[ogradda]

30. do you hate me because

i enjoy posting inane bullshit in your threads?:cry:

[Cadence]

31. Give to me Large Kiss!

:*

[Huckebein the Raven]

32. Might I ask what brought this on ? And I've already done the second

part of your delightful statement. :evilgrin:

[Baja Margie]

33. You're just pissed off because you didn't win the election

for President of the Lounge.

[FizzFuzz]

34. you ripped off the clever kitty site didn't you?

well, didn't ya? punk?
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skweekyskweekyskweekyskweekyskweeky

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Hey - none of that skweekyskweeky stuff here! This is the Lounge,

not some place for random noise-making and useless posting.

I think.

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[FizzFuzz]

38. Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick, you just can't be satisfied, can you??

first you tell me to @#^$%% myself, then when I obediently follow the rules THAT YOU SET FORTH, I get this for my trouble?? I think I may just become an anarchist now, and I'll have YOU to thank. See what you have unleashed upon society?

[arwalden]

36. Oh... Your Aura Needs Polishing. I'm Sending Good Chi Your Way

I'll start a prayer circle for you, and I'll read your Tarot cards and draw up your astrological chart so that we know what's in store for you. Are you wearing your magnetic shoe insoles today? The ions in your bloodstream need to be aligned and your mood will improve.

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. No magnetic insoles. I'm also deliberately drinking non-aligned water.

And while you cast stones and tarot cards and do the I Ching with your back to the wall for maximum Chi Flow, I shall be sending negative vibratory thoughts out so as to make the readings false. I'm also licking chemtrails and wrapping myself in electrical wire for maximum negative effect from EMRs.

Oh, and I'm also wearing orgone-repellant.

:P

[Donkeyboy75]

39. Fine. Let the chemtrails get you.

See if I care. :tinfoilhat:

[Bunny]

40. How could you hate me? A fellow martini aficianado?

Sure, we may have had our differences over Bombay v Plymouth, but hate? That's so harsh!

B-)

[StopTheMorans]

41. I'm not asking you shit; but I have a suggestion:

why don't you go walk in traffic? :evilgrin:

[lumberingbear]

42. better yet

take a ride on a buzz saw!!!

[dolo amber]

43. This is officially

my favorite thread title ever. :7

[DS1]

44. Suckup

You just want some free art to cover up the ratholes in your house. Admit it!

[dolo amber]

45. Rabrrrrrr can get me some Kinkaide?

[DS1]

46. What are you talking about? Rabrrrrr IS Kinkaide,

that's why he can go fuck himself :7

[dolo amber]

47. Oh have mercy

I really, REALLY hope he doesn't know where you live. :scared:

[DS1]

48. Of course he does. I live in a 5 story apartment complex, but he

painted it like this.



I blame it on the car accident.

[dolo amber]

49. But just LOOK at all that LIGHT!!

:loveya:

[FuzzySlippers]

50. I always suspected as much.

Fine watercolors my ass.

[Rabrrrrrr]

53. Thanks!!

I'm pretty proud of it!

Funny bit of artwork harassment after this post, as well. I've alerted the mods and put all you bastards NOT on "ignore" but on "hunt down and slaughter like voles".

Hope you don't mind.

[BoX o BooX]

54. Would those be Cardassian voles?

You suck. I hope you get a rash.

[Rhiannon12866]

51. You don't hate me and watch your language, young man!

I recently joined a dog message board and swearing is specifically prohibited, so don't tempt me!:P

Do you have any pets? If so, what are they and what are their names?:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. No, no pets at all

Don't believe in owning animals.

No, that's not entirely true - I'm utterly allergic to things with fur.

I have been lolng tempted to get a fish tank. I've wanted one for, oh, only about 25 years. I love fish!

[Rhiannon12866]

59. I have allergies, too, but have found a way around it

or just dealt with it. I have no problem with dogs, and have learned, inexplicably, that it's short-haired cats that I'm allergic to, and not long-haired. No wonder I was so attached to my Rhiannon.

I agree that fish are great! They do have personalities. I had a little spotted goldfish, as a kid, who would bang on his bowl to remind me to feed him. I also got attached to one of the fish in the tank at the hospital where I used to have to go for my ultrasounds. I mentioned this to one of the techs there, and she agreed that he was the most personable of the fish. He resembled Nemo. Think about getting fish.:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

64. Sadly, for me, it's anything furry

short hair or long hair, dog or cat (though cats are like atomic bombs to me), horse, donkey, cow... anything. Though gerbils and hamsters and small things don't bother me to have them in the home. Other pets, though, I can tell as soon as I walk in the door of someone's home, unless they're almost Obsessive Compulsive about cleaning, that they have pets.

Fish, though - so relaxing to watch, so meditative, and so beautiful.

And they don't bark, pee on the carpet, chew the sofa, or anything else like that, either. And they eat maybe a tsp of food a day for a whole tank.

[Rhiannon12866]

70. I'm allergic, as well, but deal just fine with my two small dogs

I am very fortunate, since I don't know what I'd do without them. So go for fish. I agree that they do have personalities. I have been to two hospitals where they have fish tanks, because, I agree, they have a very calming influence. Times have changed, and you can't just get a bowl and stick a fish in it, but I'm sure that there are many places that can advise you, like PetsMart, for instance. They've been very helpful when I've gotten things for my dogs. Just get a fish like Nemo. He was the most personable of the fish in the tank at my local hospital.:-)

http://disney.go.com/disneyvideos/animatedfilms/findingnemo/index2.html

[Amaya]

55. Why do you hate me?

What did I ever do to you? Nothing, that's what!

;)

[Little Wing]

56. Nice to meet you, too.

:hi:

[Hillaryin08]

57. Are you a cannibal?

If so would you eat me?

[Susang]

58. Would you say you have an "Anti-Susang agenda"?

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

61. Where's the Starbucks on 53rd?

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

62. At the intersections with Park Ave. Madison Ave, 3rd Ave, 4th Ave, 5th Ave

7th ave, 8th ave, broadway, 9th ave, and 11th ave.

You can't miss 'em.

[matcom]

63. I Love You

and i want to have your baby

[Rabrrrrrr]

65. You already did! You're not fooling me into going through that again.

Fool me once, shame on you - don't fool me twice, to get fooled again!

[matcom]

67. yes but i ate the first one

now i want another

[Rabrrrrrr]

69. Well, you should have been more careful. Let this be a lesson to you

not to eat your children. Now you don't one to play with. Maybe you can go sit in the corner for a while and think about what you did, and maybe next time you'll remember that if you eat your child, you won't have one to play with any more.

Go. Go now.

And meditate on this.

And pick up your damn toys, too, or I'll throw 'em away. How many times do I have to ask you to do that, fergodssakes?!

[greatauntoftriplets]

66. How can you hate the triplets???

At age 4, they are as uncivilized as you.

;)

[DelawareValleyDem]

68. Why is the recommended sequence

to fuck yourself after, and not before, asking you a question?