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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:04 PM
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Poll question: Which equipment is more important in your company?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:04 PM
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1. Lube.
For the daily ass-fucking we all get.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:19 PM
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4. Pfft - at least YOU get lube.
:P

*snarf* Thanks for the laugh!
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:20 PM
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5. Thanks, I thought I was going to have to post another thread
about posting funny things and getting no response. I was pretty proud of that one. :)
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:26 PM
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7. lol
I know the feeling. BTW, there is a song that the bleacher creachers sing at Yankee stadium. Something about (pick your favorite ball player) takes it up the ass, no vaseline, no vaseline.

Very funny
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:27 PM
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8. Sounds charming!
Perhaps I can teach it to the girl scout troop down the street. ;-)
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:27 PM
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9. I bet Manny Ramirez
has heard it a few times.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:29 PM
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11. I bet he has too.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:09 PM
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2. we put wheat thru the shredder
pour in some milk hey we're fucking idiots
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:21 PM
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6. Okay, not sure why, but this made me laugh out loud.
Thanks! :)
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:27 PM
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10. Leave the idiots alone! And you certainly shouldn't be fucking them after
shredding your wheat (is that a euphamism for jerking off?) and pouring milk on them. They're idiots, isn't that enough?
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:17 PM
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3. We recycle ...
but do so without a shredder.

And we always try to be 'PC.'
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Feathered Fish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:30 PM
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12. well since I am a service industry robot
for a huge American Co. I will say the Ca$h Regi$ter.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:30 PM
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13. elevators
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Dying Eagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 01:50 PM
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14. Niether
I don't use either when I work, I think The Cold and Dust of a Construction site would screw them up.
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sariku Donating Member (153 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:45 AM
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15. Shredder definitely..
I only know this due to an unfortunate habit I have of killing them.
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MattBaggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:55 AM
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16. 316L Stainless Steel
everything is made of it.
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