I need to procreate. Ask me anything!
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:34 PM
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I need to procreate. Ask me anything!
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:35 PM
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How long does your mitosis generally take?
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:47 PM
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13. Hey! You leave her outta this!
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:35 PM
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Can't help ya there, buddy!
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:49 PM
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just for you, babydoll, we can adopt. :loveya: :P
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:54 PM
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We don't want el burro to get jealous.
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:35 PM
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you find someone and you umm eh.
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:50 PM
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whaddaya do with the speedos? :P
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:57 PM
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:35 PM
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2. it's a lizard brain thingy
you don't really NEED to, do you?
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:52 PM
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17. Heh. I have a coupla brain thingies, and neither of 'em are lizards.
And yes - I definitely need to. I've only recently been informed that every sperm is sacred!
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Mon Nov-29-04 07:09 PM
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29. are you saying one of them's a
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:35 PM
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what? you think we are FREEPERS? PROTECT THY WILLY BASTARD!!!
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:55 PM
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21. I don't think wearing a condom is the best way to procreate
I don't have one of them condom wearing things, but I do recall some mention of the effect of them being suited up.
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:56 PM
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22. I dunno WHAT you're talking about, dude.
I just fill the donation vials one at a time, like everyone else. ;-)
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Mon Nov-29-04 07:02 PM
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:38 PM
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4. walking and cycling are excellent forms of...
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:49 PM
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14. Is that how you do it in Scotland?
You must have a very low birth rate.:P
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:57 PM
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24. You do know that jokes about Scots and sexuality are, by their very nature
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, right? ;-)
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Mon Nov-29-04 07:03 PM
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26. that's right. we Scotsmen are shrinking violets
and get all weepy if anyone suggests we are less than manly (voice lowers three octaves) Besides if your men wore a kilt with nae knickers there'd be a lot less of you lot. It gets damned cold over here.
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:39 PM
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5. How long have you felt this need? Is your biological clock ticking?
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:41 PM
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6. It's an ask me anything thread and he's not answering
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:42 PM
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7. Maybe he's already off procreating.
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9. lol - well, the three of us are here, so who does that leave?
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:47 PM
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thanks kleeb. copy and paste. :P
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Mon Nov-29-04 07:07 PM
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28. ooooooooohhhh! he's playin with the
Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 07:08 PM by miss_kitty
Scotsman who has no trews! What's THAT about? Is our SBP keeping a secret? :7
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:46 PM
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10. Spend a Day With My Teenage Son
You'll be cured of procreational urges for life!
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:47 PM
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11. Uhmmm, where the hell are you?
You're not answering questions...so are you kinda busy right now?
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Mon Nov-29-04 06:52 PM
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18. It's been over 3 minutes....
he should be done by now!!!
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27. Don't do it. You will regret it.
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