If I ever see 'Bob' from those Enzyte commercials on the street...

[WilliamPitt]

I am going to beat him to death with a tire iron.

[Phillycat]

1. Throw a piece of curbstone at him!

Oh, wait, he might have canned pasta with him... ;-)

[samwisefoxburr]

2. He'd probably stab you before you could get that far.

[arcane1]

3. dammit Will! Now I have that stupid whistling song in my head

:crazy:

[Streetdoc270]

4. why?????

Because Bob has a big di*k and we all won't be happy unless we have a big di*k like Bob, you should respect Bob and his 'package'



(I really hate that commercial too...)

[arwalden]

5. What's Enzyte?

I haven't seen thouse commericals yet.

[madrchsod]

16. you are kidding..right?

[arwalden]

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[arwalden]

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[Medium Baby Jesus]

6. Be careful

He might beat you with his tire iron! wink wink

I agree. Worst commercial on TV. I can't believe the FDA lets this shit go on.

[Maat]

7. Thank you again, Will Pitt.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

To me, those commercials are among the most annoying out there. My husband has to listen to me cussing at the television.

Let's make sure men can make more babies, as we are making it more difficult for caring parents to feed and clothe their children every day, and as social workers are struggling to find homes for abandoned, abused, and neglected children, the result of Birthmother's having been told that 'abortion is wrong' Urrrrr...sorry...EOR.

Could you add a swing there for me? (with the tire iron)

[StopTheMorans]

8. be careful, if he's been taking undetectable versions of Enzyte

he could be jacked-up and very dangerous (and he could also be subject to getting a lucrative contract from a certain NY baseball team :evilgrin:

[rkc3]

9. Were we at lunch together?

I saw the ad at the bar and realized I hate the commercial more during the day than I do at night - which I didn't think was possible.

[JohnnyRingo]

10. Better to use a firm, stout, piece of wood

[Orsino]

32. Well...

...I suppose that'd only be fair.

[DrWeird]

11. I feel sorry for the guy.

Just another struggling actor.

There's a guy in the PNW that does these commercials for The Money Tree, a payday loan place. They got him dressing up in a caterpillar costume with make-up in these absolutely horrible commercials. But the guy's just a regular joe trying to make a living.

[WilliamPitt]

13. Don't care. He's a dead man.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. I'm going to run away screaming, he might try to hump me!

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[madinmaryland]

14. I can't stand that commercial either.

If I took that shit and ended up looking like that guy, I'd sue the company!

[ProfessorGAC]

15. I'll Help!

Man, those commercials strike a negative nerve in me. "Now, i'm cool because a pill made my dick bigger." Huh?
The Professor

[terrya]

17. His wife is going to be upset.

She always has this simpering look on her face when she looks at him. Poor thing.

[meegbear]

20. That guy's AWESOME!!

you got some penis envy?

[elperromagico]

21. That commercial wouldn't bother me as much if it weren't a twofer.

As soon as you hear that damned whistling, you know what's next...

ANOTHER GODDAMNED ENZYTE COMMERCIAL.

[elperromagico]

22. One of the side effects of Enzyte: Continual Shit-Eating Grin.

Looks painful to me.

[DS1]

23. It would be much more poetic to cut his cock off and beat him to death

with it.

Slap that smile right off his face.

[donheld]

24. I'll be watching the streets of Denver

If we all watch our own towns/cities we can hunt him down and rid the earth of him and his little dog too.

[UdoKier]

25. I'll help you.

Hate that phuck.

What woman wants to be pounded by a guy with that expression on his face?

[Beetwasher]

26. You Use A Tire Iron, I'll Use My Humongous Penis!

There's nothing homo-erotic about that, is there? Ahhh, what do I care! I've got a huge dick! :evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

28. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

So...how YOU doin'? :evilgrin:

[Beetwasher]

33. LOL!

I'm doin' fine darlin'! My underwear is chafing a bit though! :evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

34. I bet!

I'm sending you a nice loose pair of sweatpants for Christmas!

[donheld]

31. You better hope he's taken an enzyte when you find him

otherwise you'll be beating him with a limp noodle

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

27. Hi Christopher Walken from "Pranksters"

The problem with that guy is his wife is fugly in that phony Stepford Wives/Laura Bush way. And his buddies wife looks like Marilyn Quayle.

[catmandu57]

29. According to Elmer Floyd

give him a sharp rap on the head with a piece of wood, it'll bounce off and may be the difference between thirty days and life. He said " If you hit the son of a bitch with a piece of metal it's just going to go through his skull and kill him. Then where the hell you going to be, in jail for the rest of your life for killing a nogood bastard.
Now, if you just give them a sharp rap it'll wake the son of a bitch up, and if you go to jail you'll be out on no time and that bastard knows that when you get out you'll be looking for him."

Elmer was a pretty smart man.

[redqueen]

30. If you do, you'll be my hero.

:loveya: