Let's create a DU story, one sentence at a time.
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Let's create a DU story, one sentence at a time.
I'll start... "Clarence was a man of few ambitions, but the ones he had were certainly startling."
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:48 AM
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1. He would wile away hours with a seemingly innocent coke can.
Edited on Thu Dec-23-04 03:48 AM by Az
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:48 AM
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2. While he hummed the main theme to the Exorcist.
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:50 AM
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3. It was his favorite movie; he watched it at least once every week.
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:51 AM
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5. Anita, his friend came over one week.
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:52 AM
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6. She was your typical girl-next-door, except for the facial hair.
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:55 AM
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7. She also was the daughter of Fat Tony Scalia, Clarence's best friend.
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:55 AM
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8. But with a difference.
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:57 AM
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9. Clarence heard a knock on the door, it was his old friend
George Herbert Walker Bush.
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:59 AM
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10. Everybody felt sorry for Georgie; the poor bastard couldn't even
open doors without say-so from his domineering wife, Barbara.
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:00 AM
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11. And they wouldn't let him play his banjo as much as he would like.
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:00 AM
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12. So he spent a lot of time on weekends with his partner in the
Internationational NAMBLA ring, King Faud of Saudi Arabia.
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:03 AM
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13. "Georgie," Clarence said with a shit-eating grin, "what the hell brings
you to my humble abode today?"
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:05 AM
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14. Clarence were you aware that Ellen DeGeneres was a Ventriloquist
before she became a comic?
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:06 AM
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16. "Get out of my fucking house, you crazy old bastard," Clarence said
with a laugh, throwing a vase at Georgie's head.
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:07 AM
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18. George screamed like a woman, I am gonna tell my wife about this Clarence.
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Thu Dec-23-04 03:51 AM
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4. While banjos played in the background
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:05 AM
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15. "Clarence", said George, "I've got a problem."
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:07 AM
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17. "Well sit on down and tell me what's troublin' you, Georgie."
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:08 AM
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19. I don't know how i'm gonna get outta this Jam, you gotta save me!
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:08 AM
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20. They found the pictures...
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:09 AM
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21. Of me with Jeffrey Dahmer in Milwaukee in a compromised position.
Edited on Thu Dec-23-04 04:09 AM by JohnKleeb
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:11 AM
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22. We were eating finger sandwiches with fava beans.
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:11 AM
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23. "Snap out of it!" Clarence says, slapping George
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:11 AM
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24. "THE pictures?" Clarence said, clearly alarmed.
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:16 AM
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25. "YES Damn it! The pictures!" Says George biting his nails
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:19 AM
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26. "I thought you burned the negatives, George!!!"
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:22 AM
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27. "What are you nuts! You know about my thing with fire" says George
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:28 AM
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28. "Luckily they haven't looked in the closet yet" said clarence
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:32 AM
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29. George smirks, "closet? what closet? I don't have a closet"
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:35 AM
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30. They glanced at the closet.Behind it,550 kilos of diesel fuel &fertilizer
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Thu Dec-23-04 04:48 AM
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31. "George", replied Clarence, "we may indeed have a problem."
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32. "Oh it's no problem" says George " I never liked this house anyway"
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