I'm afraid, I'm very afraid. Today I must
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:10 AM
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I'm afraid, I'm very afraid. Today I must
start my Christmas shopping. I'm thinking of becoming Jewish just to get out of it.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:11 AM
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1. If you wanted to convert, you should have started in like . . . June,
it's way too late now. :evilgrin:
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:19 AM
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Today, I am a Jew? Is there more to it than that? Many people have asked me if I'm Jewish, because "Jew" is part of my last name. Will that speed things along?
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:21 AM
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7. Hmmm, I don't think so, you'll have to ask a rabbi :)
I just stick with agnosticism, it's much easier :)
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:27 AM
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9. I don't know if that would get me out of the whole present thing
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:30 AM
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11. Just tell them you converted to Satanism, and you aren't allowed
to GIVE presents, only TAKE them :)
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:13 AM
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2. little early for starting your Xmas shopping, aren't you?
I dunno. Some paople REALLY have their shit together. :)
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:13 AM
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3. get everyone the same thing
that way you only have to go to one store. I'd suggest Barnes & Noble gift certificates-one size fits all, and you'd be supporting a Blue store.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:20 AM
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5. No Barnes & Nobles here
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:23 AM
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8. liquor store-everyone gets a bottle, they even have gift bags there
and as a "Jew" i still buy Christmas presents as my husband and daughter as well as my friends are not jewish.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:30 AM
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It seems my plan has some flaws. I wonder if I can convince everyone that I thought Christmas was next week?
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