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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-03 03:36 PM
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WHY IS IT
 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to
 your house faster than an ambulance.

 >2. Only in America......are there
 handicap parking places in front of a
 skating rink.

 >3. Only in America......do drugstores
 make the sick walk all the way to the
 back of the store to get their
 prescriptions while healthy people can buy
 cigarettes at the front.

 >4. Only in America......do people order
 double cheeseburgers, large fries,
 and a diet coke.

 >5. Only in America......do banks leave
 both doors open and then chain the
 pens to the counters.

 >6. Only in America......do we leave cars
 worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

 >7. Only in America......do we use
 answering machines to screen calls and
 then have call waiting so we won't miss a
 call from someone we didn't want
 to talk to in the first place.

 >8. Only in America......do we buy hot
 dogs in packages of ten and buns in
 packages of eight.

 >9. Only in America......do we use the
 word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

 >10. Only in America......do they have
 drive-up ATM machines with Braille
 lettering..
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forgethell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-03 03:54 PM
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1. Can't answer all of them
but #2 handicapped grannies drive kids to rinks.

#4 Diet drinks taste OK. Tofu burgers taste like shit. Don't flame me, you know it's the truth!



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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-03 04:07 PM
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2. It's all about taste.
I hate diet coke & love veggie burgers.
Welcome Forgethell! :hi:
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forgethell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:36 PM
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5. You can't
argue taste. But I've eaten my last tofu burger.
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-03 04:13 PM
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3. Why Do You Pay....
Far more for bottled water than you do gas?
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-03 04:16 PM
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4. and soda!!!!
a bottle of water (20oz) costs $1

a can of soda costs betwwen .55 - .65.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:44 PM
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6. I Don't Know.... WHY?
Please tell me!

-- Allen
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:59 PM
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8. screw with me
and I'll kidnap the duck!!! :D

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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 01:45 PM
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9. I Have The Cats... Cooperate And Nobody Gets Hurt...
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:49 PM
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7. I can answer one of them.
"Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.."

A lot of times, vision impaired people need to get a ride to use a bank ATM - from a friend or in a cab, perhaps. Ever tried to use a bank ATM while on foot? Many times, the "drive-thru" ones are the only ones that work. Even harder when vision impaired. And if you want to avoid high service fees, you're pretty much resigned to using a bank ATM instead of one in a supermarket!
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