Supermarket Tabloid: Is Bill Clinton Dying

[Lenape85]

I was at my local shoprite today, and there was a supermarket tabloid, and on the front page is a photo of Bill Clinton, with the phrase "Is Bill Clinton Dying"

[supernova]

1. What did it say was wrong with him?

[Lenape85]

2. I didn't buy it, I don't support tabloid companies

[lolly]

3. Of Course He Is

We all are; it's called "mortality."

[havocmom]

4. shrub trying to hurry it along by sending him out to raise $ for Tsunami

victims. How could Bill say no? Yet, people need to REST and return to activity SLOWLY and under careful supervision after the surgery he had.

First thing I thought when I heard shrub wanted Clinton and BushI to hit the road was Rove wanted someone to collapse and die from doing too much too soon. They do not want Bill regaining his energy and convincing DEM candiates to fight. They like nice, docile DEMS. Street smart scrappers are a danger to the neocons.

[StClone]

5. That story didn't make the Top 10

Every month the MAGBAG likes to take time to salute the journalists who write the great headlines in America's finest newspapers, the Supermarket Tabloids. Most of these headlines are drawn from the Weekly World News and the SUN.

JANUARY 2005

10 NEW STUDY SAYS 'STITCH IN TIME' SAVES ONLY 8 — WWN

9 GRIM REAPER TO RETIRE — PEOPLE WILL LIVE FOREVER! — WWN

8 World's oldest woman thrives on lard and booze — SUN

7 JAY LENO'S CHIN IS FAKE! — WWN

6 MICHAEL JACKSON CAN HEAR THROUGH HIS NOSE! — WWN

5 Earwax DNA doesn't lie — OSAMA BIN LADEN IS A WOMAN! — WWN

4 MOON RAYS TURNED APOLLO ASTRONAUTS INTO WEREWOLVES — WWN

3 Giant killer crabs are on the march . . . and they're heading for America — SUN

2 GIANT PIGEON TERRORIZES NEW YORK — WWN

1 ISLAND TRIBE WORSHIPS GILLIGAN LIKE A GOD! — WWN

[AlFrankenFan]

6. Burn them

He is not dying. He would be if he hadn't gotten that operation.

[cliss]

7. They're wonderng the same thing

in Sweden. Check out this link at Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet:

http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,589116,00.html

They're very concerned about him in Stockholm. They think he doesn't have long to live. He really does look terrible.

[Spangle]

8. Sadly, YES

But no one knows when that will happen. This year, next.. 20 years from now.

By the way, the Clintons have been on the brink of a divorce for 15 years. Their little girl is prego for about 2 years now. And Hilary is still upset. I would be 2 if my daughter was prego for 2 years and not showing yet. But oh well.

[GCP]

9. I'm asn RN who used to work with cardiac patients

He really doesn't look that good compared with a lot of people that have had the same op.

[goodboy]

10. we're ALL dying.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. They're gearing for the hatefest. (nt)

[DemGirl7]

12. Never believe Tabloids...

they are all full of BS...yeah Bill Clinton doesn't look too good, but he did have MAJOR surgery not to long ago...so I won't worry.

[Nitrogenica]

13. Headline : Bush tells the truth!