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pbartch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:04 PM
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DEMOCRAT AND THE REPUBLICAN JOKE......(it's funny too!)
Edited on Thu Jan-20-05 11:15 PM by pbartch
Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election.

It was decided that they would have an ice-fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the manly way to settle things. The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

After a lot of back and forth discussion, they decided the contest would take place on a remote and frozen lake in Minnesota. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day, John F. Kerry returns with 10 fish. George W. Bush returns with none.

On the second day JFK returns with 20 fish and W. with none. That
night Joe Lockhart meets with George W. secretly & says "I think
John Kerry is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out
tomorrow and don't even bother to fish. Just spy on him and see if he's cheating in any way."

The next night (after JFK. comes back with 30 fish), Lockhart says to
George W, "Well what about it, is JFK. cheating?" "He sure is, Joe, he's cutting holes in the ice."
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NGU Donating Member (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:13 PM
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1. LOL
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:18 PM
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2. ROFL!!!!
Good joke.

Really.

I mean it.

And not just because you asked me to say so.

hehehehehe
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NYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:29 PM
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3. That's funny.
Thanks.
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clovis29 Donating Member (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:30 PM
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4. a little old, but a classic :)
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prairierose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:03 AM
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5. Yep, I like that one! n/t
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