I am Al D'Amato, ask me anything

[Lenape85]

[Stephanie]

1. Do you remember the fight I had with you in the elevator?

When you told me my Richard Clarke book was full of lies and I wagged my finger in your face and told you that we were going to have indictments in the Plame case and I made you a bet?

[Lenape85]

6. I dont-a associate-a with peons

[Stephanie]

17. too bad because I owe you a drink

unless Karl has secretly been indicted...

[Sanity Claws]

2. How's the mob on Long Island?

Have they fitted you for cement shoes yet?

[Lenape85]

4. No-a they havent-a, I made-a it up-a to them

[aden_nak]

3. Why did they waste a perfectly good apostrophe on your name?

[Lenape85]

5. Wassamaddayou, need-a I make-a you sleep-a with-a the fishes

[Renew Deal]

7. You remember that ass?

lol

[Lenape85]

8. Yes-a, that assa was-a Chucky Cheese Putzahead Jewmer who beat-a me in 98

[Sanity Claws]

9. Hey, I know you!

You're Rudolph Guliani. I recognize your voice from last night. Why the hell would you want to impersonate D'Amato the hack?

[Lenape85]

10. No, it issa not Rudy, and I will bribe-a you witta 20 million dollars to

shutta da fuckaup

[JohnKleeb]

11. Does it anger you that youre Italian?

Like when I was high last night, someone told me I was Italian, and I got really upset.

[Lenape85]

12. Wassamaddayou, I lov-a bein Italian-a, Italia uber-a alles

[JohnKleeb]

13. what was that Al, Gertalian?

Nothing is a matter with me Al, I am just not Italian, I am not Jewish either apparently but I thought I was.

[Lenape85]

14. Gladayou not-a Jewish like-a Chucky Cheese Putzhead and Jerry Waddler

[JohnKleeb]

15. Why did you call Schumer a putz

How would you'd liked it if he said that you were having sex with the corpse of Vito Genovese.

[Lenape85]

16. Because-a he issa a hellabound Christakiller