What cartoon character ISN'T gay?

[DrWeird]

Honestly, the only one I can think of with any degree of certainty is Pepi Le Peu.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Hah...shows what you know.

That cat he was chasing was a BOY!

[TroubleMan]

2. Snaglepuss

Straightest character EVER.

[DrWeird]

3. ?

[TroubleMan]

9. Okay....well how about Boo Boo?

You can't get a more manly, straight name than that.

He never had any homoerotic moments with Yogi.

[Kurovski]

17. So then, you're saying that Cindy Bear was a beard?

[Brundle_Fly]

4. Oh Come on....Pepi Le Peu...

is over compensating for something.

[whirlygigspin]

5. oddly enough

Woody Woodpecker, go figure.

[tjwmason]

6. We've taken over them all

It's our grand scheme. Next the non-cartoon children's T.V. characters, then we'll rise up with the age range; in 40 years' time there won't be a single straight person on television.

Then we institute a campaign of mass-hypnosis via television (now that they're all our secret agents), which will turn the few remaining straight people gay. Hurrah.

[Kurovski]

14. And you ladies, don't forget the fabulous toaster

that can be yours when you completely overhaul your sexual preference!

[McKenzie]

7. Beavis and Butthead

unrequited heteros.

"let's go find some chicks"

[Kurovski]

10. Absolutely.

They just climb each other for the sake of convenience.

Like sailors all at sea.

[DrWeird]

11. Not true.

Mike Judge started work on a homoerotic Beavis and Butthead, but never finished it.

[McKenzie]

15. you kidding?

post me the link. I love those nihilist twerps.

[DrWeird]

16. haven't got one.

heard him confess as much in a TV interview.

[Kurovski]

8. Eddie Eagle.

Or so it would seem..hmmmm...

[havocmom]

12. Dudley Do-right, wait, he had a thing for his male horse, didn't he?

uh, Popeye the Sailor? He had a relationship with a female, oooo, and they weren't married and then little Sweet Pea suddenly showed up...

Yogi, hmmm, we don't have all the details on him & Boo-Boo, do we?

George Jetson? He seemed asexual but there were kids.

Mickey had Minnie but did spend an inordinate amount of time with Donald, Pluto & Goofy.

hey, maybe we should do something about all those godless cartoon characters with questionable private lives! We need to amend the Constitution to protect the children!

[rug]

13. But he's still French

[MikeG]

18. Fred Flintstone.

[Deja Q]

19. Philip J Fry

He's always over Amy or Leela...

[Hillary08]

20. Underdog

But he was humble and lovable