NSMA's Biography.... really, I swear

[Cheswick2.0]

Here is the bio of one of our more loved members.



Long a leading Labor advocate, NSMA helps out during the Truckers strike in the early 80s.


Her memories gave her shocking nightmares that night.



But the local union folks were grateful!



As a reward NSMA retired to her first car for some rest and relaxation.



Unfortuantely she stuck her thumb in the cigarette lighter.



Never one to give up easily, she decided to get a bigger car and stay on the hood away from electrical outlets. Now nothing shocks her anymore!



However the locals were shocked to see the whole volleyball team on the hood or her car.



Sensing they might get into some trouble, NSMA called "Okay team, everyone to the showers".



However the women of DU, finding her ingenius decided to throw her a party at the beach. (As you can see several of the guys showed up too.)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Ummmm, wow.

I am impressed with the research involved.

Well done, well done.

[Cheswick2.0]

3. Thank you!

It is my greatest work. <she said modestly>

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. You're a SHE?

Just goes to show you how wrong you can be about someone. Somewhere along the line I got the impression you were a gay male. Don't ask me why, I have no idea.

[Cheswick2.0]

6. LOL

Yes I am a she. A Gay male! That's probably because you read about my best friend who died of AIDS and assumed it was a romance.... nope , just kind of a Will and Grace thing. Or more a Will and Karen thing perhaps.

[patdem]

12. I am a female HOWEVER..when dressed up..I THINK I feel like a gay

male...but I have no way of really knowing.

I went to a gay bar and tried to say I was a man in drag..(but I looked like a woman)...not a man in drag. I do not have enough make-up nor have I spent enough money on very fancy expensive clothes to 'pretend' to be a male in drag. I was outted! Don't even ask why!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Excellent!!!!

Bwaahaha! Great work!

[Cheswick2.0]

5. it is an unauthorized biography

I hope I don't get in trouble. :scared:

[ForrestGump]

7. Brilliant analysis!!! But you left out something that, well, to me, is

certainly a highlight - I'm biased, of course - of my thus-far brief (no underwear joke intended) acquaintance with NSMA:




For those of you who missed this historic bout, NSMA won - she successfully mounted me in the third round (despite my best efforts to keep the match going for another 14 or so rounds).



Will her Dildo days be covered in the next volume? I know that many of us are curious about that, especially if you have pictures.


Really, Cheswick...that was great! :loveya: :D

I gather that NSMA is not in the house tonight. :-) Heh...heh...heh...heh....

[Cheswick2.0]

8. I PM'd her but I think she might be offline right now

I will try to keep this kicked.

Thanks for the praise :loveya:!

[ForrestGump]

10. I'll help in that quest....she's gonna love it

....and she deserves a good tribute after the day she's probably had.

And you'll probably have a perpetual ticket to the hood of her car...though I think you've probably already got one. :D

[Cheswick2.0]

9. kick

!

[Duncan Grant]

11. Kick for NSMA!

:kick:

[patdem]

13. This is very well done...and seems exactly on tract

nsma is the shockless person of the 21st century...how else can she be depicted?

You are an artist...in time will you do my 'official biography'? You are billiant!

[Cheswick2.0]

15. I will be happpy to do your official biography

thank you :hi:

[Booberdawg]

14. So THAT's how she got that name!

Nice bio! Thanks Cheswick.

And here's to Teena! :toast:

[Cheswick2.0]

16. the absolute true story...... I am positive

I'll toast too :toast:

[Cheswick2.0]

17. kick

!

[blondeatlast]

18. And to think I was there (last picture)

That's me on the left with the mirror!

A great time was had by all, I can assure you.

Great work, she'll love it, I hope . . .

[Booberdawg]

19. Ohhhh! That's you?? I didn't recognize you without clothes on

Remember me? We went to separate schools together! :D

[ForrestGump]

39. I suddenly feel...funny...

responding to you now that I've seen you naked...

Can we add this naked picture of NSMA to the biography's next edition?:

[salin]

20. Classic... a tribute

both to NSMA who inspired this work of art, and to Ches for such creativity!

[salin]

21. kick for those who missed this - it's classic!

eom

[Cheswick2.0]

22. kick for NMSA to see it

I do beleive she is off having a life today.

[rasputin1952]

23. Exceptionally well done!...

you are on the proverbial roll!

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Dios Mio! I knew you were SOMEBODY but I never dreamed you were

actually Kitty Kelly! I mean I'm not shocked or anything just surprised although given that she is doing an unauthorized biography of the Bushies one would expect her to come to DU for her research.

I'm flattered but there was an injunction filed against those pictures so that I could run for governor untarnished by my past that I don't remember :shrug:

This certainly was not in the script I am sticking to so this will be the only scripted time I address this as the public doesn't care.

Although all publicity is good publicity you will hear from my lawyer and tell Forrest I had great fun groping in the mud that night although I don't remember that either but I might have behaved badly because we were rowdy but I don't remember that specifically and even though I don't recall pinning him down and slipping away from him all covered in mud and oil like a greased thanksgiving turkey I am very respectful of men ..in fact I love men and would never disrespect them as long as anyone is watching.

Thanks Ches! You are a gem :D

[Cheswick2.0]

25. you are welcome

good to see you! :)

I think there will probably been many more peopl showing up with claims such as Forrest's. We might even have video tape, so forget governor, people are going to want you for Pres!

:toast: here's to kicking Arnold's skanky repug ass on tuesday! :bounce:

[ForrestGump]

30. I want a rematch

Ja. I'm gonna pump you up, you girly....uh....girl...

Coming soon, to a mud pit near you: TOTAL REMATCH

[Character Assassin]

26. WHOA! THAT's not the stickshift!

She is a great afficianado of all things automotive....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. No wonder it won't change gears or go faster when I want it to!

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

32. Did you forget to put batteries in again, NSMA?

[Cheswick2.0]

27. kick for the bikini crew

:hi:

[Loyal]

29. What's the bikini crew?

Btw, nice Yankee logo!

[Cheswick2.0]

31. It's the bunch of us feminist types

we are a scary bunch. Check your inbox

[Loyal]

33. Thanks

I don't think feminists are scary, for the record. I'm much more scared of freepers. LOL :bounce:

[Cheswick2.0]

34. Welcome

A man who is not affraid of strong opinionated women, a very attractive trait.

[Loyal]

37. Oh, is it really? If so that's cool

:loveya: I didn't think many women considered themselves feminists, though. I remember seeing polls a few years back that only a few women did. :shrug: Of course I'd like a feminist, because it's much better dating someone that you can actually talk to, rather than just a, a, I dunno :P. I'm not saying that all non-feminists are stupid, not at all. I'm just saying that I've never met a feminist who wasn't very intelligent.

[ForrestGump]

35. Feminists in bikinis? Oh, my. Feeling...weak...feeling....

[Cheswick2.0]

36. LOL Gumpman

you are very cute!..... in a very manly and studdly way of course!

[ForrestGump]

40. *blush* Thank you, Ms Cheswick....

If you think that was cute and manly and studly, you see see me in my bikini!!




Okay, girls...I'm ready! We are we going on the hood of NSMA's car?

Damn...I forgot my bikini top. Wouldn't ya know it?

I'd feel a lot less self-conscious about it if you'd all remove your tops, too...

Thus ends Forrest's first attempt to infiltrate the DU Bikini Team, amidst some blood loss, dental injury, gonadal distress, contusions, and possibly a broken bone...

[rbnyc]

38. I enjoyed the hell out of that.

Well done.

[Cheswick2.0]

41. Thank you Ma'am

I am glad to hear you had a good b-day party.

[Cheswick2.0]

42. kick for fun

!

[Armstead]

43. A true Epic

Huzzah. Job well done.

An additional shot of the beach party

[Armstead]

44. kick