Dating Tips for Christian Men

[BlueJazz]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0701/dating.html


<SNIP>6. TAKE HER TO VISIT GOD
The best place for a first date is church. Oh, how impressed your sweetheart will be when she finds out you are taking her to Sunday evening services! Then, a romantic dinner at Denny's!

7. GRILL HER FAITH
Use the time at the restaurant to find out if your sweetheart is really saved. Question her salvation at least 15 times. Make sure she knows the exact day and hour (and preferably the exact minute) she met Jesus.

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[givemebackmycountry]

1. Blue Jazz - you just made me laugh out loud

And almost spit my drink all over my monitor.
That was quite possibly the funniest thing I ever read.
For about 30 seconds I almost thought...well let others find out for themselves...

Hysterical!

Thanks!

[BlueJazz]

2. You're Welcome..I get their Newsletter every month and...

..it never fails to crack me up.

[Canadian Socialist]

3. Me too

almost thought... then, heeee. They had me at the "head lice".

[kikiek]

4. That is great. I clicked on the betty bowers ad and about died laughing.

I love the one that says I gave myself to Jesus and now he never calls.

[opihimoimoi]

5. These guys never get HIGH....lead boring lives....don't drink, smoke,

or anything except go to church....

They need a life and don even know it.

[goodboy]

6. Landover, bettybowers, and whitehouse.org are my FAVS!

thanks for posting.

[goodboy]

7. Kids letter to * (prepare to squirt whatever you're drinking out your nose

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[goodboy]

8. when was the last time you visited the white house??? (nt)