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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 12:35 PM
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I HATE moralizing billboards!
The latest here in "Babtistland" says

SELF CONTROL

Knowing that you can,
but deciding that you won't

DO YOU HAVE IT?


Arrrgh! Doesn't even say who put it there. (Prolly in tiny print you can't read from the road.)
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 12:48 PM
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1. If you want to waste a few thousand...

the next billboard should read

"Yes. Yes I do, otherwise I would have blown up the
previous billboard".

See if anyone in JeebusLand has a sense of humor.
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dean_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 12:51 PM
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2. Oh, ok lets see how this works...
Knowing that you can (drive a monstrous gas guzzling SUV)
But deciding that you won't.

Knowing that you can (use lies and half-truths to invade a nation preemptively)
But deciding that you won't.

Knowing that you can (rig voting machines to favor your candidacy)
But deciding that you won't

Knowing that you can (pay off members of the press to push policy)
But deciding that you won't

Knowing that you can (use torture as an interrogation technique)
But deciding that you won't.


Hey, this is fun!
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 12:53 PM
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3. Excellent! n/t
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 12:53 PM
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4. they should apply their stupid fucking saying to their own billboard
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 01:20 PM
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5. THANK YOU ALL! I feel better now n/t
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fit4life Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 01:21 PM
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6. What are you doing reading them in the first place?
Keep your eyes on the road dammit! ;)
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