Everything you know is wrong

[Zomby Woof]

[sparky_in_ma]

1. I knew that

:dunce:

[autorank]

2. Pigs live in trees

[ContraBass Black]

3. What? No!

:crazy:

[baldguy]

4. 2 + 2 = 5

Hey! I'm a Republican!

[Catshrink]

5. is so much fun to do!

[Lautremont]

6. Is this a subtle 'Marble Madness' reference?

I loved that darn video game...

[nytemare]

7. If you know that everything you know is wrong, then

everything you know is right, because if you really KNOW that EVERYTING you know is wrong, then knowing everything is wrong would be wrong.

[LynzM]

12. Ow!

My Brain! ;)

Thanks for clarifying that, I wasn't really clear. Now I'm definitely clear. Clear as mud.

[nytemare]

13. As long as you know!!

LOL, my brain was hurting typing it as well.

[crispini]

8. Everything you thought was right was wrong today....

THAT IS ALL

All this talk of fire, of gumption and direction
Leave you reaching for some kind of resurrection as to
Who you thought you were and who you thought you'd be
They'll say it's the trying not the being, the journey not arrival
But all I'm seeing's discouraging reprisals
Of every mistake I've made and all the things I'll never be
And every version of me I tried so hard not to miss
Gets stabbed and shot with the thought of someone else's kiss
There's just no easy way to say
That everything you thought was right was wrong today
That is all, go away

So go on and sing another about the drinking and fights,
Cracks in the sidewalk, the darkness of night
Can you still believe it'll all put you closer to the light?
'Cause yeah direction's just an arrow, not a place to reside
Though "home is where you find it" and "time is on your side"
But none of that crap means squat alone on a Sunday night

And every version of me I tried so hard to retain
Gets swallowed and sweat out and pissed on down the drain
There's just no easy way to say
That everything you thought was right was wrong today
Move along, 'cause you can't stay

[autorank]

9. The Founding Fathers smoked hemp!

[Solly Mack]

10. that's a relief

whew...another close call...

[salin]

11. Bobby Knight is not perfect...

hey I came of age when Bobby Knight could do no wrong in Hoosier Basketball land... but I always got the inkling that this wasn't quite accurate... just a hunch.

[MissMarple]

14. If loving you is wrong......

Oh, my God, I didn't say that. It was the evil one. :evilgrin:

[tridim]

15. Crime pays

and the bigger the crime, the more it pays. Republicans taught me that. My Mom, who is a Republican, was dead wrong when she told me that as a kid.

[donheld]

16. I always thought everything i knew was wrong

but turns out i was completely wrong.