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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:18 PM
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"Priest and the little boy"--(pretty clean) joke
Edited on Thu Feb-24-05 04:22 PM by bif
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a Priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered: "I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds,"
then went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:22 PM
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1. LOL, that's a cute one I've never heard before. nt

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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:54 PM
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2. Kick for the evening crowd
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