A song parody, sung to the tune of Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World."

[NightTrain]

And yes, I wrote it myself!

VERSE 1:

Bill O'Reilly was a dirtbag,
Thought his farts didn't smell.
He never met a woman he would not harass,
And I hope he burns in hell.
You know he needs a special circle in hell.

CHORUS:

I hate the right,
’Cause they're such a blight.
Brown-shirted Nazis sent from down below,
Lord, those people blow!

VERSE 2:

Alan Keyes has a lesbian kid,
Still he beats up on gays.
I'd like to smack him upside his self-righteous head,
And send him on his way.
Maybe even to Guantanamo Bay.

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 3:

Rush Limbaugh is a pill-popping pig.
Said all junkies should go to jail.
Funny how when his addiction came to light,
He never posted bail.
Because he never turned himself in for jail.

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 4:

Miss Ann Coulter goes on TV,
Saying things meant to hurt.
She has an Adam’s Apple, which no woman does.
So, what’s beneath her skirt?
Could it be a tub-u-lar thing that squirts?

REPEAT CHORUS

[elshiva]

1. LOL! Did you write it? Genius!

[HeeBGBz]

2. Three Dog Night is playing here this weekend

Should I go and sing your version?