You're Stranded on A Deserted Island with Anne Coulter

[Yavin4]

What do you do?

[Abelman]

1. I use her to make a Lean-To.

What?

[ClintonTyree]

19. There isn't enough of her................

there might be enough bones and skin, to tan and dry, so you could form some sort of basic parasol to keep the sun off. A lean-to? No way, she's like a skeleton. Probably has some sort of eating disorder to compliment her mental disorder.

[Demit]

2. start swimming.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. do spiritual practices

from the world's spiritual traditions-she'd either go mad or finally realize the Truth.

[two gun sid]

4. By the second day, I would...

be stranded on a deserted island by myself.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Fish bait....

Fish will eat all kinds of shit.

[Sanity Claws]

6. Cannabalism may be justified

in this extreme situation. Unfortunately, you would probably just get a lot of bones and not much meat. Bones are good for soup.

[HereSince1628]

7. Make sure sHe understands the shave cream and razor are mine!

[jpgray]

8. Kill her and take her land? (nt)

[Tektonik]

9. Inflate her ego a bit more and fly off the island

:P

[Seabiscuit]

10. Make a horn out of her adam's apple

So I could call for help.

[Debi]

11. Kill her, skin her

and use the skin for shade.

[Huckebein the Raven]

12. Cut myself and swim toward the sharks

:P

[MikeG]

13. Get the only thing that guarantees five minutes of silence.

[Tempest]

14. Convert her to Liberalism

Or use her as shark bait.

[datasuspect]

15. after a couple weeks

i'd probably hit it and then maybe consume her flesh.

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Make some potion out of coconut milk

that would turn her into a hot liberal gay guy.

Hey! If The Professor can make all that crap, I can too!

[punpirate]

17. With any luck, camcorders would be...

... waterproof. Videotaping such an encounter would provide endless entertainment for millions later. :P It would also be instructive for the right to see her reduced to a blubbering fool in the absence of its adulation, limo service and booze for more than 12 hours. :P

[Dookus]

18. not enough meat on her to eat...

so I'd use her for bait to attract something heftier, like a seagull.

[jody]

20. I hope I have a copy of "The Joy of Individual Sex". n/t

[El Fuego]

21. She's probably tough and stringy, so I would braise